HC masterlistttt
basically a big list of everything i personally hc
submitted hcs from others may or may not show up here, again these are all just my personal hcs
(feel free to send in anything that conflicts with the hcs listed here! idm, this blog is literally just a black hole for you to scream your thoughts on lupin into)
SFW HCs:
Lupin
pansexual and polyamorous
(unofficially) married to Jigen, dating Fujiko, loosely dating Goemon and not in an actual relationship with Zenigata but they fuck sometimes JKHJGHF
around 29-34
shorter than literally everyone
ADHD autism and BPD, dermatillomania + onychotillomania
bad emetophobia
can tie most tie knots but prefers full windsor
fluent in japanese, french and english
gets real self destructive when panicked
has underlying mommy and daddy issues
gets clingy and super affectionate when he’s sleepy
likes coming up with stupid nicknames for Jigen
has cuddle/kissing fights with Jigen when they’re both drunk
very interested in painting/art in general
when offered a bite of food, he will take a massive bite. literally the “only a spoonful” meme from a few years ago
secretly worried about Jigen’s alcoholism
incapable of using a kitchen without destroying literally everything
has some sort of sexual trauma which causes his hypersexuality
gets very emotional when called by his first name (for better or for worse, depends on the situation)
fidgets with Jigen’s hands when they cuddle
hangs around completely naked when its hot out
terrified of moths
steals Fujiko and Jigen’s clothes all the time
gets random nosebleeds often
needs glasses (wears contact lenses)
shoplifts stim toys
has the same blood type as Jigen and has donated blood for him/received blood from him more times than he can count
gets very annoyed with how Jigen ties his tie and sometimes ties it for him
sees his relationship with Fujiko as more temporary? (like he loves her but can’t see the relationship lasting forever and it makes him anxious)
obsessed with Jigen's chest, he touches/rests his face against his tits every chance he gets
relationship with Jigen started as an affair
Jigen
homoflexible. that is all.
(unofficially) married to Lupin
around 30-36
taller than Lupin and Fujiko by a few inches, shorter than everyone else
depression and insomnia
ties his tie in a four-in-hand knot, doesnt care enough to learn other knots (despite Lupin’s best efforts)
fluent in japanese, and english
has very bad abandonment issues
was too nervous to propose to Lupin and couldnt find the right moment, so he kept putting it off until Lupin found the ring and ended up proposing to him
can’t sleep whatsoever without Lupin nearby
has real bad seasonal allergies and carries lil travel packs of tissues in his pocket during springtime
calls Lupin by his first name when he’s either concerned about him or being affectionate (calls him Arsene to emphasize his love for him p much)
Jigen Daisuke is not his real name (his real name being Julian Dunn)
hasnt been in contact with his family (or at least most of his family) for years, and its probably better that way
frequently gets intrusive thoughts about Lupin’s potential death, usually sending him into a panic attack (that he often treats with way too much liquor)
his gun is very much a comfort item. average american amiright
gets jealous very easily (really hates having to be around Lupin when he’s talking about Fujiko or another woman)
uses Lapin as a nickname for Lupin ever since he slurred his name while drunk
thicc. you cannot prove me wrong. he has a nice ass and i will never accept otherwise
very much an alcoholic
probably has gallstones bc he eats like a raccoon (im definitely not projecting /s)
swears a ton, Goemon probably made him keep a swear jar at some point
has a soft spot for children and animals
absolutely covered in scars
never learned how to swim but has learned how to keep himself above water if he ever ends up in in a lake or something, usually needs Lupin or Goemon’s help to swim to shore, still HATES water regardless (yes i know this goes against canon but shut up this is my blog i can hc what i want!!!! HJGHKHJGH)
doesn’t like being affectionate/romantic when other people are around because it makes him embarrassed, he really only does that stuff in private
secretly likes being the little spoon
touch starved in general
absolute boomer when it comes to technology
probably cooks for the whole gang
very affectionate when he’s drunk
Fujiko
bi with a gay lean? and polyamorous
dating Lupin and Goemon
around 29-33
a bit taller than Lupin, shorter than everyone else
fluent in japanese and english
surprisingly pretty strong given that she doesn't appear muscular, can overpower Lupin and Jigen pretty well
Goemon
pan and demisexual
dating Fujiko, also very loosely dating Lupin
either 28 or 29
taller than everyone except Zenigata
autistic
fluent in japanese and JSL, working on english
100% the little spoon
cooks for himself most of the time, but will cook for the gang when Jigen cant (also helps him cook sometimes)
big germaphobe
will catch/pick up bugs and put them back outside
very good survival skills, would probably survive just fine on a deserted island
has all the constellations memorized
keeps a sketchbook and likes drawing nature
very good with animals
HATES elevators
Zenigata
closeted bisexual
has no idea what his relationship with Lupin would be described as but he’s definitely in love with him (though he’d never admit it)
around 48 - 51??
tallest
obviously very mentally ill but i have no fucking clue what his deal is (probably OCD along with some other stuff)
ties his tie in a pratt knot, but sometimes ties half windsor
fluent in japanese and english
food pantry is mostly ramen because its all he can afford
has a room in his apartment entirely dedicated to Lupin (stacks of files on his past crimes and arrests, red thread corkboard, all that stuff)
gnaws on random objects. he bitey
best cuddler out of this whole damn group
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NSFW HCs
uh oh
Lupin
switch switch switch
was uncut but got circumcised in his 20s probably
prefers bottoming but also loves wrestling to top (even if he doesnt get it, he’s just into struggling for it)
very loud holy shit so many noise complaints
below average dick length, sorry bro KJHGJFHG
likes wearing women’s underwear in the bedroom (probably stolen from Fujiko)
rims Jigen when topping, you cannot prove me wrong on this. this man eats ass
BIG masochist. he wants to be beaten to a pulp. he gets boners from being thrown around like a sack of potatoes
unironically calls himself “submissive and breedable”
very touch sensitive (especially on his hips and chest)
shaves his ass and thighs sometimes
gets very turned on by any form of aggression
into getting fisted but hasnt done it very often
likes it very rough
gets real cuddly after sex
very good at hiding stolen things in his ass, man is an expert at taking it up the butt JKHGHFG
......piss fetish
in general, extremely kinky, has probably tried most kinky things at least once
Jigen
dominant top but is submissive when bottoming
cut
mainly bottoms when he’s drunk
decently quiet when topping but makes a bit of noise when bottoming
above average dick length hhhHHH
very into gunplay, has put the barrel of his gun up Lupin's ass more times than he can count (and most times were probably by request)
likes getting his hair pulled/messed with in some way
reads cowboy porn
took him a very long time (and alot of prodding) to start telling Lupin what he wants to try out in the bedroom
has a thing for watching his partner get dressed
likes being called “good boy” in bed purely bc Lupin wont stop saying it but hed never ever admit it
very turned on by being called sir
secretly likes being dominated
Fujiko
dominant no matter what
pegs Lupin 100%
probably has a whole cabinet full of toys specifically for pegging him
Goemon
service bottom/top (takes whatever position his partner wants)
uncut
above average dick length, fuck you
doesnt see sex as particularly arousing, and more just views it as a way to intimately bond with his partner
Zenigata
submissive switch? it really depends but most of the time he tops
uncut
MASSIVE dick length. this man is hung like a horse
very nervous and shaky in sexual situations, takes a bit for him to really calm down and get into it
the adrenaline rush from chasing Lupin usually gets him in the mood, though he hasn’t really figured that out yet (he more just thinks he’s horny for no reason JKHJGH)
probably has some weird version of erectile dysfunction where he can only get it up as long as Lupin in involved in some way (thinking about him, looking at pictures of him, that sort of thing)
gets a little excited whenever he gets Lupin’s calling cards
