Shitposts not hitposts

Leafs fan but a sucker for the Avs, Stars, Canucks and Gritty // Huge softspot for dumbasses // Sidney Crosby and I have a complicated relationship. // All panic and no disco.

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[jiggyloveshockey]

So apparently Quinn Hughes will be on SNL. Same week they have Connor Storrie on.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[jiggyloveshockey]

Every time an NHL hockey player gets asked about politics.

[jiggyloveshockey]

this is already disgusting but it will age even more horribly. because this isn’t just a white house visit. it’s being a very willing part of a dictator‘s propaganda machine.

[makingshport]

This is so funny Olen Zellweger you’re my most elite Canadian employee

[jiggyloveshockey]

Here’s my prediction for the State of the Union tomorrow:

Donald Trump will not be able to help himself and talk some more shit about the women’s hockey team, because they declined his invitation.

It will be so nasty that this time the men‘s team won‘t be able to pretend they mistook his sexism for a shoutout to the women.

He will talk shit and they will have to stand next to him and smile. Caught between a rock and a a hard place.

A PR nightmare you can not come back from.

Especially if people assumed you were better than that.

And Ellen Hughes‘ weird boy-mom-non-apology where she claimed these Olympics brought everyone closer together will age like sour milk.

Leave it to men’s hockey to fumble all the good will that Heated Rivalry brought them in less than 48 hours.

[starrynet]

a hopeful update?

[jiggyloveshockey]

they will put that man on the ice weekend-at-bernie‘s-style if they have to!

[nuge]

girl it’s not giving heated rivalry it’s giving trump supporting loser obsessed with the german who literally cannot give a flying fuck

[sidsrockingchair]

Just make sure it’s not overcooked!

[ticklefightgeno]

brad marchand having to identify everyone by their timbits hockey photo and joking that sid’s couldn’t be sid because sid was born in 1972. your honor I love him

[jiggyloveshockey]

I‘m just gonna leave this here.

[shortshift]

princess sparkle eyes four nations face off | 11 february 2025

[dvar-trek]

"Romance was in the air at this stunning wedding in Ravello at Villa Cimbrone on the Amalfi Coast." -brendababcockcelebrations

Images from Nathan Mackinnon and Charlotte Walker's wedding

[jiggyloveshockey]

the amount of times I watched this to take this one specific screenshot. looks like not only was Tyson Barrie officiating but Sid was (unsurprisingly) a bridesmaid.

(furthest to the right of the group of groomsmen in a dark suit)

[young-waverer]

Hi, Huddy!

[bricksy-23]

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I want progress in the NHL as much as anybody else and I want queer players to feel safe, so I hope that Heated Rivalry can be a catalyst for a shift in hockey culture. I really, really do.

But we can’t let this blind us to the fact that Gary Bettman is a member of Trump’s council of sports. Their goal is to prevent trans women from participating in women’s sports at all levels. Gary Bettman also tried to ban the use of pride tape and wearing pride jerseys during warm up. It was only reversed when players chose to do it anyway, risking fines.

Needless to say, I don’t care if Bettman liked Heated Rivalry as long as he continues to be involved with a government that is actively hostile to not only trans people, but all queer people. I don’t give a shit if those two fictional gay hockey players were interesting enough that he binged the show as long as Bettman refuses to take meaningful steps to make the NHL safer for real queer people.

[jiggyloveshockey]

I would like to add that Gary Bettman is a lawyer. He did not watch the show because he loves love or whatever bullshit reason he wants us to believe.

That man hates the fact that this gay little show is successful. But his job is to make the owners of all 32 hockey franchises in the league the most money possible. And if this is a money maker, then he has to make sure the NHL gets a slice of that moneycake.

Don‘t be fooled. He is universally hated for a reason.

[jiggyloveshockey]

Carter Hart got injured and lay on the ice in pain. His own team didn’t really help him.

Well. He knew the risks of being a hockey player, so… Also, he didn’t ask the refs to stop the play so it seems to me like he must have wanted it? Idk guys, just seems like this was basically his own fault.

[nyxlyx]

just when i thought i was calming down about this show, i find out shane was protecting his man from the wolf bird in actual fluent bird