Shaw @jigshawpuzzle - Tumblr Blog

Hi guys, sorry for inactivity, but I'm opening vinyl sticker commissions for UK/European people!

I charge £12 for the sticker design then 50p per 2½ inch print and £1 per 4 inch print (or other currency equivalent), plus shipping!

DM me on discord (shawtheshibe) if interested! <3

#art #commission #art commissions open #art commission info #art commisions #art commission prices #small artist #oc artist #digital artist #stickers #vinyl stickers

Just had my first experience being called my online name in real life the other day

I run a small geology YouTube channel called the Rockumentarist, this is kinda my shit post Tumblr account (sorry if you find any of my stupid accounts small fan base of mine, I don't take things very seriously)

Anyways, I was at a national demonstration against budget cuts in my department and afterwards a guy approaches me and says 'Hey, you're the Rockumentarist aren't you!!'

What?? What???? What??????????

'Im a huge fan of your posts!!!'

Turns out my fanbase includes psychology lecturers at my uni. That's so sick, actually. He was a really sound guy too! I kinda assumed my fanbase would be gen Zs but according to my statistics, a whole like 40% of them are 30-40 year olds who just wanna hear about rocks lol

#geology #geology rocks #that moment when #I kinda have a fanbase now #oh god what if they find out I like yaoi #I don't think they'd care #do they know what yaoi is?#yaoi and rocks #what a combination #I swear I just like projecting onto other gay men like myself

transgender wrench made my rent go up because I was erasing cisgender wrench and he was trangry

#wd2 #wrenchus #wrenchussupremacy #wrench wd2 #i love wrench #wrench watch dogs #watch dogs 2

'oOOoOoO I don't get why people headcanon wrench as trans' have you ever had a day of fun and joy in your life.

No no seriously cuz why is my friend getting this long ass rant post in response to them... Headcanoning wrench as trans?? This is TUMBLR??? HELLO????

Never been much of a Wrench trans truther personally, had other trans headcanons for other WD2 characters, not rlly wrench, but my god do I SEE THE VISION!!! CLEAR AND BRIGHT!!!

'oooo but cis men can have those problems!!!!' so can trans men hope this helps. If you hate someone headcanoning your fav as trans just go to tiktok and shut up

#wd2 #watchdogs #wrench watch dogs #watch dogs 2 #wrenchussupremacy

'I am Hungry'

#art #painting #oil painting #paint #traditional art #traditional drawing #bird #kingfisher

I hate it when people say England has no culture 😭

I don't BLAME people for saying that when a lot of it has been eroded, and our country focused too much on religion in the past for it to remember to preserve our own traditions, but culture still exists here! I'm from Rural North England, and because it's Rural, not as much cultural erosion has happened, so a lot of our traditional dresses, celebrations and music has remained.

Granted, it's harder to find them these days, but they still exist and you still encounter them from time to time, like in our village parade, or the streets of the nearby town! Plus there's also culture related to the local geology (yes he's bringing up rocks again), because we're situated on some of the major coal seams of Britain, so a lot of celebrations related to coal appeared

#england #uk #culture #england has culture #shocking

jigshawpuzzle

slightly hungover at 2am and the coke in the fridge is calling to me 'papa. drink me papa. I crave consumption.'

jigshawpuzzle

i don't remember writing this

#theres an empty cup next to me though #and im not thirsty

slightly hungover at 2am and the coke in the fridge is calling to me 'papa. drink me papa. I crave consumption.'

#im so thirsty

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

FIRST CLEAR OF JIGSAW PUZZLE ON EXPERT MODE EVER BY ME

#project diva #pjdv #hatsune miku #mafumafu

So unfortunately I have become one of those men that talks about their boyfriend all the time, I can't help it, 3 years of being single and a couple unhealthy relationships really made me appreciate my man since he treats me in such a healthy and correct way (plus we practically live together)

It's not like I depend on him to live, but he makes a lot of things nicer or easier, so it hard to not start appreciatively yapping.

#i love my bf #gay #mlm

"You can't listen to Confessions of a Rotten Girl, the lyrics are too weird!" - some idiots on tiktok

Buddy

You would not survive a SECOND with any metal band

#and even my metal taste is tame tbh #metal #vocaloid

lowkey wrench looks like he could absolutely shred an electric guitar, I want to see this guy playing some exmortus stat

#watch dogs #wrench wd2 #wrench watch dogs

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

jigshawpuzzle

Ah how I wish this could be me if I did not have a reptile who has very strong feelings about any situation.

This is Macbeth. He is a 3 and a half year old dipshit veiled chameleon. Chameleons are notorious for their sassy nature, and he is no different. He won't like you when he meets you, but he may be quiet about it. However, if you are wearing the wrong colour of shirt, he will show his distaste to it with a hiss. If you have a name he dislikes, he will also hiss. Wrong facial expression? Hiss.

Infact, the only exceptions are people with bears and people that feed him. Him liking people that feed him makes sense, but we have not figured out the beard things. He loves climbing people with beards, he loves grabbing their beards, and he will gladly sit on you if you have a beard.

Now of course not every interaction ends in him hissing. If it's warm outside, the Macbeth may be pleased with existence enough to tolerate humans. Or if I look like an excessive dipshit that day, the interaction may end with my thumbnail being bitten through (true story).

His mind is a little chaotic and he is clearly an opinionated man. If he were to be a British person, he'd be the 30 year old kethead you meet in a Wetherspoons on some random encounter.

I love my son.

#chameleon #reptile #lizard #pet #i love macbeth the chameleon