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sparkssparkssparks replied to your post
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it was that damn anon.
So breakfast, rewatch the office (currently 04x14) and the replies. Drafts: 8 Starters: 3
S T A R T E R C A L L
❝ Yeah, there’s no way this won’t end in a lawsuit. ❞
"You would be SURPRISED with how many lawsuits we dodged. Michael has a thing for IMPERSONATIONS. Just wait until you meet MICHAEL KLUMP. "
”I like the way your mind works, Tuna… Sure, let’s pretend this whole day didn’t happen. Also, let’s pretend Independence didn’t happen, that we are all slaves, working night and day without being paid, would you like that? No; of course not.”
Oh, Andy had set himself up for the attack. It was too good to pass up. The taller man placed his index finger just below his lips before dragging it back and forth thoughtfully. "But - didn't your family OWN slaves?"
"I’m busy." She mumbles, adding the last item to her grocery list - grapes.
Busy. Busy even for her husband. She was a CHANGED women. Though Jim didn't say anything, he placed a MIXED BERRY yogurt on her desk with nothing but a smile before returning to his.
"Which one, Gummy Bears or Chewy Caramels?”
"Gummy Bears, Obviously. Unless the Caramels look like Camels then go with BOTH. "
Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction
"Are you even listening to me?" “Are you even listening to yourself?” “Are you sure they won’t find out?” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Are you threatening me?” “Be mine.” “Can you be anymore obvious?” “Do I know you?” “Do you love me?” “Do you remember this?” “Do you trust me?” “Don’t go.” “Don’t let me die” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t make me beg.” “Don’t you dare come near me!” “Don’t you dare.” “Explain yourself.” “For you, I would _____” “Give it back.” “Give me another chance.” “Have you ever even done this before?” “How drunk are you right now?” “I already regret this.” “I am not wearing that.” “I can’t believe you missed that.” “I can’t do this anymore.” “I can’t even look at you.” “I could kill you!” “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.” “I didn’t do it.”“ “I didn’t know you could do that.” “I don’t want to look at you right now.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I hate you.” “I have to go.” “I just want to cuddle.” “I know your secret.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “I love you.” “I miss you so very much.” “I missed you.” “I need a drink.” “I need a hug.” “I never really loved you.” “I owe you.” “I think I broke it.” “I think I’m falling in love with you. “ “I think I’m forgetting something.” “I think it’s broken.” “I trust you.” “I want to be yours.” “I want to try this thing I read in a book.” “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.” “I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” “I’m bad for you.” “I’m dying.” “I’m going to be sick.” “I’m not speaking to you anymore.” “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.” “I’ve never heard that one before.” “If you stay quiet, no one will know.” “Is that my shirt?” “It was me” “It’s so beautiful.” “It’s time to choose.” “Just five more minutes.” “Just go.” “Just leave me alone.” “Just let me die.” “Just relax.” “Just what did we do last night?” “Kiss me you idiot.” “Kiss me.” “Like you even care.” “Little too late, don’t you think?” “Make me.” “Marry me?” “My Parents don’t know” “My parents know.”“ “Never again.” “Nh, don’t be so rough!” “No, that can’t be my baby.” “No! You can’t die on me now!” “Obviously there is something between us.” “Of all the things i’ve heard, that hurt the most.” “Put it away.” “Put your trousers on!” “Put. The. Weapon. Down.” “Quiet, I am trying to think.” “Relax, I have a plan.” “Really?” “Shut up and listen.” “Take responsibility.” “That isn’t mine.” “That looked easier on TV.” “That sounds painful.” “That was a bad plan.” “That’s mine!” “That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” “They’re coming.” “This seems familiar.” “This stays between us.” “Truth hurts, don’t it?” “Unbelievable. I can’t believe you right now.” “Very good, you had me fooled.” “Want to hear a secret?” “We need to talk.” “We’re moving too fast.” “Well that was unexpected.” “What are we doing here?” “What are you afraid of?” “What are you touching?” “What are you?” “What do you need?” “What happened to you?” “What have I done this time?” “What if someone catches us?” “What sort of noise was that?” “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “What were you thinking?” “Where are my clothes?” “Where did you find this?” “Where do you even find this sort of thing?” “Where were you?” “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” “Why are you wearing that?” “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” “You could have died!” “You could have killed someone!” “You coward.” “You don’t need to be so gentle.” “You drive me crazy!” “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” “You lied to me!” “You mean everything to me.” “You owe me.” “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!” “You’re all out of ____.” “You’re an idiot.” “You’re bad for me.” “You’re dead to me.” “You’re pregnant and It’s mine” “You’re really good at this…” “You’re so weird.”“ “You’re under arrest.”
“EVERYTHING I have I owe to this job…this STUPID, WONDERFUL, BORING, AMAZING job.”
”Y-yeah. It was supposed to be just a slap y’know a hetero slap, completely innocent at first. But then I realized what was I doing and instead of pulling my hand out, I left it on your tush. Sorry dude.”
"Its okay, Andy. SERIOUSLY but hey - you know what would be a GREAT idea? Now, hear me out for a sec -- let's PRETEND that didn't happen."
"Is this really where you see yourself in five years, Jim?"
Unfortunately - yes. His gaze fell down to his hands and he let out a chuckle, avoiding the silence growing in between the two. Man, the realization was haunting. "I don't really have a choice. Money is tight these days."
People should join this fandom. Like now preferably. We'll have an office party.
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And the new guy was sitting his seat. Nope. He was not going back to the annex. He'd rather spend his moment fighting off Dwight than to hear Kelly talking about the latest gossip in the celebrity world. "New intern, right?"
ambitious-anna
"Me? Oh, no. I ACTUALLY like spending my time playing DUNDER BALL in the annex."
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"The Cones of Dunshire. Pretty POPULAR here in Scranton."