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[turing-tested]

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

[impgender]

[toastbutteregg]

[pretty-little0ne-deactivated202]

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[beyonslayed]

my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[ashotasfireandasdeepastheocean]

…❤😂 everbody likes it…

[lurker-no-more]

Well, he got told lmao.

[maneth985]

Bitch, who told you you could stop petting me??

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that night time is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[stinbrew]

“do you want the rest of my-”

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[ethersmoon]

[thebootydiaries]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

[aus-yeezus]

[finchets]

me: things are bad

therapist: have u considered doing something about it

me: what the fuck. what the Fuck is that. what the fucking fuck