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Sirius hearing Remus calling a microwave a “popty ping” because he’s Welsh and thinking all Muggle appliances are just named after the sound they make and calling a washing machine a “sloshy box” or a blender a “wazzy wacker” or something. That’s it that’s the post.
Headcannon that James had an emo phase. Like around his fourth/fifth year he fully goes full heavy metal Potter and tries wearing Sirius' leather jacket. It lasts 2 days, Sirius is the only one who knows he dyed his hair Jet-black for a few hours and wore eyeliner like there was no tomorrow. Luckily for him it happened during break, but there's a photo somewhere marking the James potter Emo Phase.
sirius (talking about his childhood): it could have been worse
james: …how?
Mary: Hey James- do you have any advice on how to get lily to date you?
James: oh yea! Do you want to see my notes?
Mary: you took notes?
James: *pulls out several large binders* here you go!
Mary: *opens the binders and reads* James this says “don’t put ice cream in her hair”
James: yea don’t do that *shivers in fear* it doesn’t go well
Sirius: I’ve lost my wand:(
Remus, looking at the wand that Sirius has used to put his hair up with: I’ll help you find it for 20 galleons
Holy shit a rare good xr take
Quidditch post victory party.... 😏
(I indulge myself today bc it's my birthday)
You’re the prettiest witch I know, Lily Evans<3
Happy belated Halloween!
Three Swipes, You’re Out
based off of this post made by @tamilprongspotter even though I have no idea how tinder works (there was a lot of wiki how involved and if you want a good laugh you should definitely check that out)
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Lily downloaded Tinder the night her sister got married.
It’s not like- she was just drunk and lonely, okay? Which, she understands now is a pretty stupid reason, but she just watched her sister get married at twenty three, and excuse her for having a bit of an existential crisis just because she’s twenty and hasn’t had any type of fulfilling romantic relationship. It seemed like a good idea at the time even though she knows most people don’t use Tinder for actual relationships, but like she said, she was drunk. Of course, she also tries to convince herself that she’s just twenty; she doesn’t even need to go out and find some sort of fulfilling romantic relationship because she’s a strong, independent young woman who doesn’t need a man to feel fulfilled in life.
(If anyone asks why she’s arguing with herself over Tinder of all things, it’s just because it’s two in the morning and she’s drunk, with mascara smudged around her eyes, struggling to unlock her phone because her fingers don’t seem to work all of a sudden. Long story short, she’s a mess.)
Still though, the whole scenario is pretty fucking stupid, and Mary and they don’t stop taking the piss for almost two weeks.
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In all honesty she doesn’t really expect to actually use the app.
She does set up her profile- and by set up she just means adding whatever pictures she thinks she looks cute in, actual descriptions be damned- but that’s about it.
Sometimes she might swipe through it when she’s bored, but it’s only because she’s curious. She wants to see the kind of people the dating app thinks she’ll be good with that’s all.
No other reasons whatsoever.
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harry on felix felicis is what james was like 24/7
The Marauder’s as vines:
Sirius:
- “So no head?” *Smashes phone*
- “Hey professor?” *Kisses Remus*
- “This song makes me want to suck a dick”
- “This is how I enter my house” “WASSUP FUCKERS!”
- “hey, how much money do you have?”
James: “Like, ¢69”
“You know what that means” 😋
James: “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets”
Remus:
- “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla”
- “We all die you either kill yourself or get killed”
“What you gonna do?”
- “Stop, I could'a dropped my croissant.”
- “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book”
Peter:
- “Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I’d sure hope it does”
- “I have a banana peel on the ground and I’m gonna see if it’s slippery like it is in the movies” *falls*
- *shoveling snow* *falls for 2 minutes*
- “I don’t even know which way the Quiznos is”
James:
- “Disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior jesus christ and this is the thanks I get?”
- *gets one of every soda* “fuck you”
- *Takes shots of Listerine*
Sirius in the back: “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS”
- “So I was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties”
All Marauder’s:
Someone: “TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU FUCKING MORON”
*Star Wars into plays"
The Marauder’s: “woooOOOOOO”
“Not a single child? I was wondering if you’d like-”
“NO.”
James and Lily ready for their first wedding dance.
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Let’s talk about how whenever James calls LILY, it’s actually an abbreviation of “Lily, I love you.”
On a full moon night in his 7th year, James lost the control of his animagus form and accidently got back to his human form in the middle of the forest, where he was almost attacked by Remus. Sirius saved him, but James got out of there pretty hurt. He didn’t want to go to the hospital wing because there would be so many lies to come up with. Almost out of option, he magically sent Lily a message to her dormitory, asking her to go to the potion class to help him out if she could - no question asked. Intrigued and curious, Lily went there. That was the conversation they had at 2 a.m while she was preparing a potion. This was also when James discovered Lily knew about Remus and this was when Lily discovered she had some sort of feeling for him - she have always admired his loyalty towards his best friends.
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jily at some point probably
James: you look nice, I'd like to kiss you
Lily: What?
James: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDNT MISS YOU
Lily Evans.
I tried colour :)
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