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Is there anything that makes me happier than the Harry Potter cast basically saying "fuck you JKR" and speaking up against transphobia? The answer is no
Rupert Grint is not on any social media but he chose to spoke out about it as well!
when we have to be stuck in quarantine for another three months because people has to go protest for their right to die in mcdonalds
imagine seeing this post a year ago
Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore’s pet bird to die while he was alone in the office with it, when the bird burst into flames.
SOMEONE PLS HELP MY SON
(not you dumbledore)
Idk who needs to hear this but some characters just hate eachother. No hidden love. Yeah sometimes people just do not like eachother.
this is the worst thing that ever happened to harry
I feel like whenever women complain about men, they speak about things that men have done to them.
However when men complain about women, they speak about things that women HAVEN’T done FOR them.
I think that’s an important distinction.
Tiger King is a docuseries full of villains.
There’s Jeff Lowe, the con artist personification of a midlife crisis who couldn’t wait to get his pregnant wife “back in the gym” once she gave birth. There’s Doc Antle, whose alleged controlling, cult-like conditions of his own animal sanctuary (complete with coercive breast implants for employees) could fill a whole other documentary all on its own. And then, of course, there’s the convicted criminal, animal abuser, and renowned mullet-wearer Joe Exotic.
And yet, no one has faced more backlash since Tiger King‘s release than animal activist Carole Baskin.
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Pride & Purrejudice
Co-written: with @alrightevans
Summary: With an overbearing sister, a famous cat, and drama that follows wherever she goes, uni student Lily’s life is already a balancing act. And when a nest of rich single men slide into a long-vacant mansion on the outskirts of town, Lily insists to her housemates that it’s none of their concern. She’s never been more wrong.
Word count: 60k
Status: Completed. 13 chapters posted daily. Prologue - Ch 2 posted today.
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Petunia Evans to Evans, Lily: Lily
Petunia: Lily Marie
Petunia: LILY MARIE EVANS!
Lily: jfc tuney im in class
Petunia: It’s very important!
Petunia: Have you heard the News about Netherfield?
Lily: that a band?
Petunia: No, Lily! The house on Elm Street!
Lily: v specific
Petunia: The Mansion, Lily.
Lily: ?
Petunia: Don’t be ridiculous! We took that tour last year?
Lily: …ok?
Petunia: It’s been leased! (Finally.) Saw Yvonne at the gym, she told me everything.
Petunia: Lily, are you even listening?
Lily: im in a tutorial. LEARNING
Petunia: You skipped two last week!
Petunia: Anyway, Yvonne ran into Ms. Bagshot at the hairdresser yesterday. (Bathilda Bagshot, that is. And not the hairdresser on Birch Street, the one on Oak Road.) She (Yvonne, not Bathilda) had to switch because that girl from Birch Street positively Ruined her hair. Turned it orange, and she couldn’t leave the house for three days until I helped her fix it! Cannot believe I nearly considered having that girl do my wedding hair!
Petunia: Do you remember her?
Petunia: Bathilda, not the hairdresser.
Petunia: Mad as a hatter, Bathilda is, always trying to pass off her burnt biscuits. (Although she’s wonderful for News.)
Lily: b4 i graduate tuney pls
Petunia: Impatience doesn’t suit, Lily. Now where was I?
Lily: netherfield
Petunia: Oh yes. Ms. Bagshot told Yvonne all about her tea with Mrs Pinkerton. Apparently, Mrs Pinkerton’s sister (the younger, not the elder) is a housekeeper at Netherfield. And according to her, a fine Gentleman came to see it on Monday.
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Fleur Delacour had the most impressive performance in the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, imo, and it is a Crime that she came in last place. Like, sure, maybe what she did took awhile and it wasn’t flashy, but imo she did by far the most impressive, difficult, and most humane piece of magic.
Like, there’s this pissed off dragon mother, right? It’s been boxed up, taken to this strange place, then stuck in a noisy arena where its eggs are being threatened. This dragon is probably Unbelievably scared and angry.
It can take 4-8 adult wizards working in tandem to Stun a dragon, especially a pissed off one, but Fleur “fairy princess” Delacour walks into that arena, stares down an angry apex predator, and somehow manages to single-handedly enchant it to sleep. This Common Welsh Green is surrounded by hundreds of people, needs to protect its eggs, but Fleur Delacour’s magic manages to override all of its fear and anger? That is an incredible feat of powerful and probably very complex magic.
Like, no wonder Fleur Delacour can come off as condescending, that is mind-blowingly impressive. That is the work of 4-8 adult wizards. You cannot tell me that the watching dragon-handlers were not LOSING THEIR MINDS.
Between sexism and Fleur being part-Veela, it is unfortunately very realistic that she faces a lot of prejudice, but come on, Professors Sprout and Hagrid and etc. must have been going wild. It’s only some very bad luck that her skirt was accidentally set on fire. She got the golden egg. There was zero damage to the dragon or to the real eggs. Even if Madame Maxime and Fleur worked together to prepare it, Fleur still had to do it, and Madame Maxime would have been so rightly furious that Fleur’s bravery and magical skill wasn’t recognized.
Anyway, part of where I’m going with this, is that this injustice also creates some choice eldest Weasley brother reactions. Like Bill Weasley is writing his regular letters to Charlie, right? And he happens to mention, “Hey, I met this woman at work, on that guardian beast problem with that tomb I was telling you about. Do you remember the Beauxbatons Champion, Fleur Delacour?”
And Charlie Weasley writes back like, “DO I REMEMBER FLEUR DELACOUR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WE HAVE A POSTER OF HER ON OUR WALL! I HAVE HER GRADUATING CHARMS THESIS ON CALMING MAGICAL CREATURES AND I WANT IT SIGNED. SHE REVOLUTIONIZED OUR DEALINGS WITH DRAGONS HERE. INJURIES ON THE RESERVE FOR DRAGONS AND HANDLERS ARE DOWN BY LIKE 75% SINCE WE BEGAN IMPLEMENTING HER REINVENTED SPELLWORK.”
“Uh, alright then. Well, you can send that to me and I will ask her to sign it for you,” Bill Weasley, an extremely successful Curse-Breaker, writes back. (It isn’t that he doesn’t find Fleur Delacour’s accomplishments very impressive, it is just that the poster on the wall thing is a Bit Weird.) “That’s not going to be weird when I ask her out or anything. Wish me luck.”
And Charlie writes back, “LUCK? LUCK?! WILLIAM WEASLEY, IF YOU DON’T MARRY THAT WOMAN, I’LL DISOWN YOU. TELL HER THAT IF GRINGOTTS DOESN’T APPRECIATE HER, SHE CAN COME TO ROMANIA. WE’RE BROKE, BUT I HAVE A DOZEN MUSCLED WIZARDS, WITCHES, AND OTHERS READY TO PROPOSE TO HER ON THE SPOT.”
“I was thinking dinner first,” Bill writes back. “But I’ll let her know?”
So, Fleur initially has to deal with a lot of crap from the Weasley Family, but at least she’s always got Charlie “Number One Fleur Delacour Fan” Weasley in her corner. You’ll catch Uncle Charlie excitedly telling the story of Fleur Delacour in the First Task to Bill’s children forever.
(Charlie: “IF YOU DON’T MARRY HER THEN I WILL!”
Bill: “Charlie, you’re not even into women.”
Charlie: “WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOST IMPRESSIVE DRAGON-HANDLING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE?!!”)
i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply because he’s kind of a dick will never not be funny to me. they don’t even know he used to be a death eater at this point. they know literally NOTHING about him they’re just like “well he was mean to me in class the other day, so he’s probably a spy for voldemort” “yeah that seems legit. let’s set him on fire”
Harry+co: the vibes on this man… disgusting…
Hermione: Vibe check *sets him on fire*
tell them off, ma'am
au + trope + prompt game
here’s a fun drabble game since i was on the hunt for one and decided i should just make my own instead.
send in a character, an au, a trope, and a prompt, and i’ll write a little drabble based on it!!
au:
roommates!au
hogwarts!au
spy!au
mafia!au
ceo!au
coffee shop!au
bookstore!au
college!au
camp!au
high school!au
travel!au
babysitter!au
soulmates!au
parent!au
sports!au (name the sport)
supernatural!au (specify)
band!au
celebrity!au
trope:
friends to lovers
enemies to lovers
meet cute
meet messy
unrequited love
fake dating
childhood friends
exes
strangers to lovers
prompt:
“are you sure this is legal?”
“fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. fuck.”
“i don’t even think i want to know.”
“you said so, didn’t you?”
“you have the emotional capacity of a brick.”
“what is that?”
“you had no idea, did you?”
“wait, wait. say that again. please.”
“why are you awake so late?”
“you know i’ll do anything for you.”
“i know that it’s the thought that counts but this doesn’t even look like you thought about it.”
“is that the best you can do?”
“it’s been so long since we did this.”
“okay, maybe i’m crazy but did i just hear you say that out loud?”
“i’m rambling again, aren’t i?”
“my hands are really dry. sorry about that.”
“hold your fire!”
“this can’t be real. i feel like i’m having a fever dream.”
“suck on that.”
“it’s just so hard not to fall in love with you.”
“for the last time, please stop trying to airdrop me.”
“did you hack into my hotspot?”
“you know that your book is upside-down, right?”
“alexa, play wonderwall.”
“i know this looks bad, but i swear, it’s not.”
“sometimes, i sit in bed and wonder what would happen if things were different.”
“that was a very bad idea. 0/10 would not recommend.”
“do you ever feel like you’re far away no matter where you are?”
“hold on.”
“need any help with that?”
“you never saw me.”
“shut up for a second, will you?”
“now what?”
“i don’t even know why we’re doing this.”
“don’t tell me you spent actual money on that.”
“i let you mooch off of my netflix and this is how you repay me?”
“don’t you want to know how i feel?”
“i think i would rather eat expired spam.”
“you confuse me.”
“if you’re happy, then so am i.”
i swear to god a dog came up with the idea for these
i ❤️ minerva mcgonagall
This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.
