RANKING BTS MEMBERS' THICCNESS AS OF JUNE 2021
disclaimer: this is just fun and games, take with a grain of salt. the thiccness in this ranking is based off of the members' overall thiccness (ex: not just thighs, or butt, etc)
anywho, this is the opinion of me and @jimin-infinity bc we were bored so we tried to entertain ourselves a bit in this stupid quarantine...we came up with this idea from the video below:
most thicc is on top, least thicc is on bottom
We have our bunny bun bun Jeon Jungkoook!!!! Yall,, do we need to explain?? Captain obvious here! He’s just thicc man likee,, just look at him
In second place we have the other thicc king himself Kim Namjoon, with the huge chest (the namtiddes) that is bigger than everyone else’s combined, even the plastic Barbies are jealous. Every bone and muscle in his body just radiates with thiccnesS
In third place we have our worldwide handsome Kim Seokjin! His upper body (obviously his worldwide shoulders) pushed him to the top! He’s just overall thicC
In fourth place is the walking art museum Kim Taehyung. To be honest he was the most difficult to rank because of the baggy, loose clothes he always wears, but his thicc booty makes up for it not to mention his upper body is noticeably getting thiccer (you can tell this man be EXERCISING)
In fifth place is Jimin!! I know I know yall r gonna come for us for ranking him low in the mtl thiccness, but but hear us out! We considered the thiccness of the whole body not just the thighs and the booty (by booty we mean the jibooty). The Jibooty alone was not enough for this whole mtl thiccness deal going on here
In sixth place is Yoongi who literally went from negative 10 ranking in thiccness to 6th place which is super impressive if you ask me…(have you seen INU era yoongi? Boy was a tWiG). But he has very obviously been exercising a LOT recently and you can tell those arms are expanding in diameter rather quickly. Along with his chest. And his shoulders. And thighs. What will be next? His ears???!?!? I’m a little scared tbh. Tiny Yoongi I will miss you forever but I will still call you tiny even if you one day get larger than Namjoon and Jungkook combined (you can tell who wrote this one lol)
Ok ok in seventh place is Hobi!! Our little sunshine!!! Ok ok he still thicc!! Ok were not saying he ain’t thicc ok. He thicc too. But, Overall compared to the other members, he’s pretty thin just overall just a nice dancer bod.
We would love for you all to comment, reblog, etc and add on to this post and see all your guys’ opinions and thoughts, maybe even ur own ranking!
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
WE LOVE BANGTAN WITH OUR WHOLE HEART AND EVERY MEMBER’S BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IN THEIR OWN WAY!!!! <3
comment if you think anything different or have a different ranking, i want to see what yall think!! reminder: this is just for fun pls don't take this too seriously
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