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The Mercury Signs

Aries: Isn’t afraid to tell you like it is. Sometimes they speak without thinking and this leads to interrupting people and heated arguments. They hold their morals/opinions in high regard, so save your energy and don’t disagree with them. If they have Earth Sun/Mars, they could be extremely critical, and observant. 

Taurus: A flirt, knows how to charm. Gets along with parents and older people very well because they come off as stable and mature. They are very relaxed and understanding. If they have a lot of fire influence, they may have a sharp tongue. Taurus mercury is stubborn, but very smart.

Gemini: A people person, a networker. These are the people get invited to all the parties somehow, its easy for them to make friends. They love to talk and can get really excited, they usually talk with their hands a lot. Gemini mercury is very smart, but since they’re air signs, their memory can sometimes fluctuate. 

Cancer: This mercury sign talks with emotion, and is very compassionate and understanding. Naturally tied to astrology and the occult, along with other water signs. Cancer mercury can read people well and have great intuition. Can be hot headed at times, esp. with fire influence. They are very sensitive which can make them act tough, defensive.

Leo: Just like any placement in Leo, this part of the chart shines with regal confidence. They talk with optimism and are great negotiators, usually very smart. They have strong emotions and when you attack their ego, they will lash out. Otherwise, they are generally laid back.

Virgo: Detailed and intelligent. Is able to have intellectual conversations with ease, almost like information from the universe is out-flowing through their mouths. They make great writers because they have an eye for detail. Likes to care for other people and likes when people come to them for advice. Can be withdrawn when discussing their own feelings.

Libra: A people person like Gemini, and such a sweet person. Knows how to charm people and generally means it. Can be fake but just wants to get along with everyone. Also, the mediator in their friend group. Always wants to go cool places with friends, a beautiful flirt.

Scorpio: Extremely intuitive, can have psychic abilities if the rest of the chart allows it. Great person to rant with, really compassionate when you build a friendship/relationship. Like Virgo, they are able to speak intellectually with ease. Their feelings can be hurt easily and don’t tell them something you don’t mean. 

Sagittarius: Entertaining talkers, philosophical and knowledgeable. A fun and laid back person at heart and wants to go on crazy adventures. Talks about their experiences. Can be a distracted talker and switch from topic to topic. Enjoys learning and enjoys challenging people in authority.

Capricorn: Speaks with old wisdom, like something was channeled through them. Argues with facts, and is very critical about what thoughts control them. Isn’t fooled easily and gets strong vibes from other people. Responsible and cautious, protects their loved ones. 

Aquarius: Extremely funny people, I love their outside of the box thinking. These people get along with anyone that isn’t high-strung and can have a little fun. Pranksters, the people whose laugh is funnier than the joke. Like Virgo, they can also have a hard time opening up emotionally, may have been really hurt in past relationships.

Pisces: Adventurous beings, esp with lots of air influence. Can be manipulative but will always be there for you even if they drift away for a little while. Go-with -the-flow personalities and are willing to talk about anything. Extremely creative. Escapist attitude but they must be careful what they escape in. Having a productive hobby is essential for any Pisces placement.

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Moon Sign Secrets

Aries: They can burn down a room in seconds and burn out just as fast. Emotions set the flames, impulses boil them with gasoline. Everything they feel is out there for everyone to see. This vulnerability makes them feel weak and open, so they wear a suit of armor. The warrior cries out and the flames engulf all who cross their path.

Taurus: They hold onto precious memories and valuable hearts, even when they have been stripped away from their grasp. Their weaknesses lie in their favorite people, their most beloved places, and their sentimental belongings. Take away what they find comfort in and their lungs collapse. They will scurry away in fear and hide within themselves - forever burdened with the images they have collected.

Gemini: Their words scatter around and in their mind, you can see the puzzle pieces forming but never meeting. They often keep themselves up at night trying to solve their own riddles with no conclusion. Restlessness sets in and confuses them so much more. They must distract themselves from their own equations. It’s the only way they can find peace.

Cancer: More than anything, they adore their hearth and home. They find comfort in warm hugs, familiar laughter, and the smell of home-cooked meals. They are compassionate and bright, but their world can often feel so cold. They look to their family and their loved ones for warmth from their heart’s vulnerable beats. 

Leo: They beckon to hear roars and cheers, chants of their name, rounds of applause for their gifted voice. The praise they desire is often met with silence or disdain. Confidence and power are so often looked down upon.. The anger and confusion unleashes and the growl of a lion emerges from their lungs. They will not be unheard. They will not be another face in the crowd. You will listen. Virgo: Words form like poems and their postures create the image of a fair maiden. You must comprehend their meanings and their gestures for they will never truly express what lies within. A sullen, sophisticated voice mumbles softly from their throat with screams that lie underneath. Everything they feel and everything they experience is hardly ever admitted. But if you listen closely, you’ll hear it all. Libra: Harmony and serenity cannot be found inside themselves, so they search for these qualities in others. Little do they know they are the calm found in the storm of others. They are the rays of light after being lost in the dark for so long. They are the granules of sugar that make life so sweet. If only they knew they are the definitions of peace and love. Scorpio: They hide behind smirks and sadistic jokes, behind piercing eyes and sultry voices, behind powerful stares and intimidating gestures.. Their soul is old and wise, pained and ever-changing. They can turn water into wine, they can form life out of death, they can cause rain where the sun burns, and they are the magnet felt in a crowded room. Sagittarius: They are always searching and roaming just to feel something new, something forbidden.. They are the last of the wild stallions, the new age philosophers. They have answers to questions that seem too complex to be solved. A fire burns inside their heart, feeling everything or nothing is how they find relief. This is why they run so often. They are not running away from others, they are running away from themselves. Capricorn: A brick tower surrounds their deepest emotions and no one dares to climb it. Those that do are met with cynical tears and sullen chants. Their refusal to leave their protective barrier is often contradicted. They crave what every heart cries out for, but they are afraid because their hearts do not beat the same. Aquarius: No one knows what harbors their chest, whether it be a human heart or the heart of the universe itself. All that is known is that it is closely guarded, always on the move. They give away sprinkles at a time that look much like cloud kisses but sometimes you can hear their thunder rumble and their bolts flash, lighting up the sky. Pisces: They are creatures of fantasy worlds, gazing up at the atmosphere, making wishes on every star that twinkles. They idealize their world as though they are making shapes out of each cloud in the sky, only to find that the shapes are not as they once appeared. Tears shatter to the ground like glass when they are faced with realities, but they soon turn into confetti and their illusions take over once more.

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whats it like to date the signs

Check sun and Venus

Aries: arguing about nothing, dance parties, making out just like the movies,  road trips, constant roasting, hella possesiveness, lots and lots of affection and attention given and received, extremely playful moments, clinginess beyond belief, jaw kisses & neck kisses out of no where, agressive but in a fun way

Taurus: helllla affectionate, like expect to be held, kissed, and hugged 24/7, super selfless always puts you first, lots of relaxing moments, tenderness, romantic as shit, their sensitive as shit when it comes to dating so expect dumb lil fights, wants attention b, hand holding galore, goofy as heck.

Gemini: Hickie freak, nickname queen/king, very dominating, kind of wild on a good and bad side, super responsible for you more than themselves, extremely playful, mean to you but loves the shit out of you, moody, literally puts your needs first, makes sure you’re happy 24/7, always looking out for you

Cancer: kinda b to buy you coffee and a donut every morning, plans fun dates, super sentimental like writes down all the cute shit,big hearted, just wants to cuddle, and make out,super sensitive to you, probably will cook for your ass or some cute shit, passive aggressive during fights, does a lot of little things for you

Leo: okay this bitch is gonna show you off first of all, treats you like a saint, filled with so much love, they fall for their partner fast so be prepared to be their world basically, super pouty and annoying when mad, needs ego stroked, bossy, weird as hell, y’all will be doin weird shit, literally just wants to please you in all ways oops, flirty 24/7, late night talks, PDA GALORE, hella protective and easily jealous

Virgo: such a little asshole to you but loves you to death, pushes your buttons, y’all will be belting some songs n shit, they really be playin too much but aye what do you expect, super touchy but in private, massages, pampering, cool adventuring like random coffee shops n shit, notices all your little shit, such a practical little lover but it’s so cute

Libra: charming as shit, naturally sexy, be prepared to be outdoors doin all kinds of shit and bein social, always has their significant other by their side(or it’s what they prefer anyway), romantic lil shits in a super intellectual way, kinda controlling, super simple, loves hard, super funny, also super mean to you but in a loving way

Scorpio: always got shit to say, super focused on you, steals yo shit, super seductive like oooh bitch, wants to know every little thing about you, inside jokes like the stupidest ones you can think of, admires you like you’re the center of their universe, cheesy like lets lay on the roof and watch the stars but only for their boo

Sagittarius: wants to try new things with you, loves tight hugs, cuddling, all that shit, will probably show and teach you new and weird ass shit, super creative in the things that y’all will do together, big love big, not a jealous one, super chill, likes finding views and taking you out, may get distracted easily, like really easily 

Capricorn: practical, nice job probably, takes good care of you in all aspects, loyal and super committed, old fashioned as shit, will literally take care of all the problems, loves being in control, big on cuddling and kisses, will always provide.witty as frick, lots of little arguments,will probs lie in bed with you all day, likes ass, sunset chasing

Aquarius: super innocent yet hella dirty jokes 24/7, brags about your ass, headass much? yeah, literally plans everything, probs texts first, super strange but in the most amusing way, difficulty showing love thru words but actions speak loud, stubborn lil shits, funny as heck, 

Pisces: Loud, outgoing, reminds you they love you all the time either thru words or actions, the most lovable lil things, clingy, clingy, clingy, will plan the future so quick like marriage and kids, big on love and sex, sensual, super faithful, shows lots of love, literally the type to write you some poems or some shit

[zodiac--signs]

“I am SUN SIGN, but my emotions are rather MOON SIGN. I think in a MERCURY SIGN way, but express my energy in a MARS SIGN way. In love, I seek VENUS SIGN. I take on the role of RISING SIGN.”

Replace the placements with the corresponding words and see what you’ve got! You can find all your signs here: 

http://cafeastrology.com/freebirthchart.html

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ZodiacCity Chat | Pisces + Taurus

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Nosy Person: Why do you always listen to music?

Pisces: Because it helps me escape the bullsh*t of everyday life.

Taurus: Same here. Music is life.

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Zodiac Taurus Best Friend | TheZodiacCity.com

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Throwback Taurus.

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What the Signs Need

Aries – “I believe in you.”

Aries are full of energy. They’re bold and impulsive. They seem confident because they always have a response; they’re always quick to act. However, this isn’t always confidence- sometimes it’s just their impulsive nature that forces them to act. Yes, they are children who know no fear, but they desperately need emotional support. Knowing that someone else has confidence in them, that someone is on their team, can push an Aries to become their best person: a fearless leader.

Taurus – “There’s no rush.”

Taurus hate feeling pressured. They need to feel comfortable and fulfilled before they reach any decision and definitely before they act. Having someone who understands their need for security and their slow (omg so slow sometimes) pace actually helps them feel better about making big moves (which kind of freaks them out because they don’t like change)!

Gemini – “You’re not crazy.”

Lets be honest, Gemini placements can inject lots of thoughts and feelings into a person. It creates indecisiveness and mental chaos, which makes a person moody. And people with Gemini placements know this and are sometimes unsteadied by the amount of mercurial energy. Having someone tell them that their need to overanalyze everything is okay and having someone who will listen to their endless thoughts is extremely validating and comforting to them. 

Cancer – “You make a difference.”’

Most Cancers really take on more than they should, and they’ll take on more if it means helping another. They do this because they want to change and influence the world in a caring manner. And because they do this in a caring manner (instead of in a forceful manner (Aries) or strategic manner (Capricorn)), they sometimes doubt their efforts. They doubt that they have any impact on anyone, which just isn’t true. A Cancer’s kindness and ability to provide emotional support and strength to another is unmatched by any other sign, and someone who acknowledges this “hidden” strength and reminds a Cancer of it when they forget, will satisfy a Cancer in a meaningful way. 

 Leo – “Let me take care of you.”

Leos are very loyal and will do a lot for their partners and friends. However, this can not go unnoticed or unreciprocated. Leos need people to show them that they are thankful by returning the favor and then some. Leos want you to exceed their expectations just like they would do for you, and they won’t accept less.

Virgo – “Let me help you.”

Virgos really are about serving people’s needs and in what way and with what means changes depending on the planet and the house that Virgo is in. However, the need to serve is definitely present, and there is nothing worse than someone who consistently takes from a Virgo and never gives back. Because a Virgo isn’t like Leo, they won’t stop giving, blow up, and cut you off. A Virgo will continue to give even to their own detriment. This is why a Virgo needs someone who not only returns a favor but someone who just starts helping from the very beginning without having to be asked. 

Libra – “You’re beautiful.”

Libras are very indecisive. They easily can get caught up in what people think or feel about them. They constantly are trying to define themselves and figure out who they are by mirroring others. They spend so much time looking at others that they frequently can’t identify their own qualities, which makes them question themselves on every level. To have someone who can definitively tell a Libra they’re beautiful (inside (Libras want to change the world too) and outside (Libras are vain) and be able to explain to them why, takes a huge weight off of their shoulders. For a few seconds, they don’t have to search or mirror because the person in front of them is telling them all they need to hear. (P.S. You will have to elaborate as to why they are beautiful- in what ways, specific examples, etc. They are an air sign haha it comes with further questioning)!

Scorpio – “I won’t leave.”

Scorpios are intense. Even if they come off light because of a misleading Ascendant or some other placement, there is a distinct side to them that is serious, edgy, and somewhat dark. And while most Scorpios enjoy the depth and transformation that comes with their placement, they can also be self conscious about it because they know it doesn’t make them the easiest to deal with, and it can lead to people leaving them, which highlights one of their biggest fears: abandonment. Scorpios thrive to have someone who won’t leave them in their darkest night because they need and expect unwavering loyalty. They also feel relieved knowing that not everyone is scared of (or drowns in) their depths.

Sagittarius – “Be free with me”

Sagittarius loves freedom: freedom of thought, expression, creativity, expansion, knowledge, etc. And they also love people (because they provide endless learning) and love to share their experiences of freedom and knowledge with other people, which can be a problem because people can slow them down. People come with baggage and responsibilities and can lead to becoming attached, which can influence someone to put down roots, which petrifies them. The run-on sentence is necessary to accurately depict their very real fear of this and them running away. But seriously this is why a Sag needs someone who calms that inner fear of being tied down because they know they have found someone to run free with.

Capricorn – “I appreciate all that you do.”

Capricorns show they care in a behind-the-scenes manner. They do it through helping and performing tasks- possibly doing things that are needed instead of wanted. They are consistent providers and supporters, and because they are consistent, their efforts can be overlooked and/or viewed as boring or expected. This is why when a Capricorns finds someone who acknowledges and appreciates their efforts, they are likely to do even more for that person and consider them as really valuable. 

Aquarius – “You’re my best friend.”

People with Aquarius placements go back and forth between their love for being an individual and their fear of being so different that they don’t fit in anywhere. They want a companion but not one who wants to completely merge (because 1. they need to be their own person and 2. scary). They need someone to listen even if they don’t completely understand them (and honestly an Aquarius doesn’t want to be 100% understood anyway). They need someone who doesn’t deny their authenticity and isn’t repelled by their individuality, and who better to do that than a best friend.   

Pisces – “You’re my soulmate.”

More than any other sign, Pisces really have a need to merge with another person. Traditional love isn’t enough for them. They are really looking for that fated connection, their soul mate. They need to know that there may be a billion other people in the world and that no one in that billion could replace them. They don’t need to feel that you chose them but rather that fate, through several lifetimes, chose the both of you for one another

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