Jude the Jingle

i'm an alien lover & cats are 100% real.

[rob-pattinson]

When you’re observing me, who do you think I’m observing?

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) — dir. Céline Sciamma, cinematography by Claire Mathon

[emily-axford]

JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

[ohbellamy]

#iconic

[mulaney]

Hey Tumblr, 

How you been? Still accusing me of being involved in Princess Diana’s death? Ha ha! You little rascals (All will be revealed on The Crown Season 5, but I will have gone underground by then.) 

Here’s an exclusive photo of me and movie star Jake Gyllenhaal who you know from “Prisoners” and “John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch.” I am posting it here first because my phone wasn’t synced to the Tumblr app and so I wasn’t being a good and active member of the community the way I had hoped. I still have probably the best layout of any Tumblr page ever. Scroll through the “Archives” and remember all the good times we have had. 

I wish you all the most glorious of Tuesdays, 

John

[keanujpg]

keanu reeves on stephen colbert (5/10/19)

[rob-pattinson]

Are you happy I came here? I would kiss you if I could.

[livsu]

alyssa is a big mood to be honest

[jinglejude]

why you ackin’ so cray-cray?

[sarlisart]

i’m really proud of my progress this year!! my resolution was to let go a bit, experiment, and appreciate mistakes within my work. i think i somehow stuck to that :“”-) in 2017 i completed inktober, learned to throw pottery, and collabed with amazing artists!! i’ve got lots of goals for next year already, tysm for your support. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[ghibligoddess]

Studio Ghibli Rain

[susuwatori]

Ghibli bedrooms

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[susuwatori]

Flowers

[gold-motel]

Can it get any cuter than this? 

[leaveherecometome-deactivated20]

stranger things 2 

[heatthledger]

[charcoalhell]

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