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[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[sapokanikan]

You know what? Fuck you *untames the shrew*

[elizabethan-memes]

Yes

YES

The shrew is free

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[spider-artdump]

[lovelyangryheart]

Butler University 1956 yearbook

[woodsywarbler]

the game is nearly over + the hounds are at the door

[catcrumb]

[vedurnan-archive]

[hweilla]

[andmaybegayer]

A firm, businesslike handjob

[shamebats]

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[fangsforfags]

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

[fangsforfags]

fake idgafer. i saw u replace ur guilt with anger

[000l]

you can keep your nonchalant boy i like a man that kisses the ground I walk on

[sweatermuppet]

queerbaiting is good because the yearning is always better than the having

[sweatermuppet]

i don't care if those fags actually kiss because i can imagine it in better & more depraved ways forever & ever

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

a death in the family adaptation but it's muppets and b is the token human

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[werewolfguts]

these new jersey zoos are lowkey unethical.....