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mvvnsonare:

You could just come closer and do it yourself (╯3╰)

❝ i better not... also why is johnny always asleep when i need him..

mvvnsonare:

jiuweihv: looks at you with a blank expression, ❝ sorry, new number, who this?

Multiple gramy winner, GQ Tretaland’s sexiest man alive 2k18 and big nocturnal sky rock also known as the man of your dreams.

❝ someone please make him stop

#( ☾ )#have i used this gif before today? eh fuck it

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so here you have it folks…

#reblogs don't i don't get the joke but i'll ask taeyong to explain it to me when he wakes up #( keeps )

jeongjaehyvn:

since johnny isn’t here.. i feel like it’s my duty to do the night night honours and post Taeil’s song just please stand by while i try to overcome technical difficulties

❝ no good will come from this.. i just know it

#( 97bro )

#why am i dating you again?? || b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶k̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶k̶y̶ Because I am the funniest person in the dorm and I give killer cuddles... duh

❝ someone is a bit deluded

#i'm swooning at the ego on that strike out #mvvnsonare #( ☾ )

jeongjaehyvn replied to your post: ❝ Rose is a very peculiar cat, she needs permanent...

rose the cat is also very like you… just putting it out there

shhhh i didn’t ask for your input

#jeongjaehyvn #( 97bro )

❝ Rose is a very peculiar cat, she needs permanent attention. If you go a minute without pampering her during her needy hours, she will simply walk out and make you chase her down, if you don’t, she will literally swim to a different country. Rose won’t, however, deal with your shit. You can only pamper her when she wants, If she’s not in the mood and you try to pet her, you will need some plasters. Also, she will walk over you like you’re her rug and everything you own is her chair.

It sounds like him, right?

#yorvs #( rose the cat )#reasons and stuff.. because he won't get the reference anyway

yorvs:

there, i followed him back, all the drama solved.. was this such a big deal to solve? no! one of you idiots could’ve hacked in to go follow the giant manchild back but nooooooooooo you had to come disturb me…

❝ i love how he says this albeit having forgotten his damn password. like if you didn’t remember it, how would any of us? we can't hack that pea brain

#( rose the cat )#i'm replying to this weeks later and he's never gonna see this.. but i had to

Sicheng: Can you turn on the lights?

Taeil: I don't need to. You're the only light I need

Sicheng: Please I can't see

#( keeps )#...i need the light to see

mvvnsonare

#looks at mirror #hey sexy come around often? || ❝ and then i'm the narcissist

Listen it isn’t often that the gods bless me with good hair, good wardrobe, good songs and the ability to make bedroom eyes so I gotta enjoy it.

Oooooooor maybe your name is now “mirror”

#( keeps )#why am i dating you again??#i swear on the zelda game i'm playing

mvvnsonare:

Come on baby… You can do this! We believe in you

❝ i’m changing my name to “two-paragraph-reply-lad”

#(( an attempt was made ))#(( at least i no longer owe replies i guess ))#( ☾ )

❝ you know that vine that goes “whaddup, i’m jared, i’m 19, and i never fucking learned how to read”? well i’m about to do one about how i never learned how to write. Yup. Life’s great.... Anyone wants to do replies for me? Pretty please...

#( post )#i don't wanna do repliiiiiiiiiies i feel like i suuuuuuuuck

#this is why he's my bro dONG SICHENG I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE LIKE THIS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MY BACK

❝ i follow my own code of honour and allegiance ❞

#mvvnsonare #( ☾ )

iaequo

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iaequo:

Oh hold up, my bad.. this is the real situation. he’s actually following me, i’m the one who never followed back. sorry john, i guess you’re persona non grata in yuta’s eyes

❝I can’t wait to see the drama that will take place when yuta finds out about this ❞

#( black swan )#i'm already making the popcorn

jeongjaehyvn:

iaequo:

09295:

so today i found out neither sicheng nor yuta were/are following me back. i got sassed by just about everyone. i still don’t have decent lines on any song…

guess i’m going back to chicago…