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Johnny Suh, NCT's very own american boy and number one radio host; part time one liner ◉

[09295]

jeongjaehyvn·:

let’s just open a paragraph here for debate. johnny bravo over there can sing “anywhere” for a week in a row and nobody says anything, but the minute i bring out my old jams suddenly i need an intervention and some cheerful tunes? you guys hate good music, that’s my conclusion

|| ....are you implying Rita Ora isn’t good music?? ‘cuz i can fite you on that || 

[jeongjaehyvn]

yorvs replied to your post: hello i am bored and with photoshop in hands… not…

and just what are you waiting for to make the edit of us as tarot cards?????

….see, this is why we’re bros. you give me good ideas. that is a great fucking idea. should i use the nct fcs or the sf9 ones though? cuz i have ideas for both…

[09295]

part of me wants to shake you by the shoulders because you need to stop and get a grip... but now i’m intrigued and interested in this idea

[09295]

jeongjaehyvn:

this playlist and gifs of that face are not a good mix on a sleep deprived brain. i mean i have anitta singing about downtown. ni siquiera sé cómo hablar español pero… me estoy enamorando de ti papi @ kermit

light a lil’ candle for my sanity, really

— it’s almost 7AM, child. you mean to tell me you haven’t slept yet? also... i think taeyong will swoon, but you speaking spanish kinda scares me

[09295]

so today i found out neither sicheng nor yuta were/are following me back. i got sassed by just about everyone. i still don’t have decent lines on any song... 

guess i’m going back to chicago...

[iaequo]

Oh hold up, my bad.. this is the real situation. he’s actually following me, i’m the one who never followed back. sorry john, i guess you’re persona non grata in yuta’s eyes 

[09295]

...yeah... it’s yuta

[09295]

i just noticed i’m following 6 people but only have 5 followers.. who else is trying to hurt me??

[09295]

iaequo:

I look away for 10 minutes and suddenly johnny is a salt rock, sicheng is being his typically difficult self, jaehyun is eating popcorn watching a mess happen and taeil is being ironic. next thing you know yuta will appear or something…

— what even distracted you for so long? you could’ve prevented this mess

[09295]

mvvnsonare:

Shhh there there babe, it’s okay. You know he is random like that

#also that coffee must taste like crap with all the salt

— it tastes refined, thank you very much for your concern

[09295]

jeongjaehyvn:

today is sass johnny on the tags day

— having fun there, are you?

[09295]

just to show you all the level of love i recieve.. he only started following me now

[09295]

i know i’m in no position of commenting someone’s tags because mine are a sad excuse of a tag but.. you look at taeil’s tag for me and it’s all nice and thoughtful... and then you have sicheng’s tag for me. you used all the creativity you had for that didn’t you? guess bub has favourites after all.. it’s ok.. it’s cool i can live with that

[johnil-deactivated20210120]

[jeongjaehyvn]

based on @09295‘s hogwarts persona ★

Yup, you guessed it, the definition of a Gryffindor is this guy. Brave, bold, chivalrous anddaring. Anybody called in for a hearthrob? Boy is making all the ladies swoon wherever he passes. Besides being the headboy for Gryffindor, making all the first years feel like they have the best older brother ever, this boy is famous for the way he handles all magical creatures and any spell against the dark arts. The only thing he can’t do well is hold himself still atop of a broom (not that it ever stopped him from trying).

[nakamotens]

[09295]

taeil is the only provider of content for our lazy asses about our lazy asses.. also a big thank you to jeffrey for fixing up my blog and also those edits wow. i should log on more often i suppose..

[09295]

....i’ll just leave it for now and try to fix it later... read: in two months or so