devotion

❝ —— Lee Taeyong (이태용) Leader of NCT U & NCT 127, born the 1st of July, 1995 in Seoul, SK. Scary looking under the spotlight but an actual puppy

[iaequo]

looking through whatever has gone down these few days, two things: 1) jeff totally lost his mind because wow dude never spanishes, ok? that was impressive. 2) jeff had been tagging me as his fiance for a while....... and i just still can’t deal without grinning like an idiot.. but hey, why were you all surprised when he had been doing that.

anyway why is this place always a wild series of events when i’m not around??

[iaequo]

09295:

jeongjaehyvn:

this playlist and gifs of that face are not a good mix on a sleep deprived brain. i mean i have anitta singing about downtown. ni siquiera sé cómo hablar español pero… me estoy enamorando de ti papi @ kermit

light a lil’ candle for my sanity, really

— it’s almost 7AM, child. you mean to tell me you haven’t slept yet? also… i think taeyong will swoon, but you speaking spanish kinda scares me

i just wanna say i really did swoon and i’m not sure how to get back from it

[iaequo]

jeongjaehyvn:

i did a thing and i almost had a breakdown over it.. but it’s ok… it was just one of those things i should know the outcome to and i kinda do but the thing that pumps blood in my chest still decided to try to outrun a cheetah at it…

i hope it goes well

what can i even say asides “you’re an idiot but i love you so much” because why would you have a mental breakdown, the answer was as obvious as the colour of the sky... regardless... i’m still giddy af about it...

[iaequo]

jeongjaehyvn:

don’t forget to write us a postcard when you get there. i’ll take good care of nightnight

.... i can’t even deal with you right now, satan

[iaequo]

09295:

so today i found out neither sicheng nor yuta were/are following me back. i got sassed by just about everyone. i still don’t have decent lines on any song… 

guess i’m going back to chicago…

someone is acting a little bit dramatic

[iaequo]

Oh hold up, my bad.. this is the real situation. he’s actually following me, i’m the one who never followed back. sorry john, i guess you’re persona non grata in yuta’s eyes 

[iaequo]

09295:

…yeah… it’s yuta

we been knew fam, he isn’t following me either so... i think he’s only following bona and sicheng. go figure.

[iaequo]

I look away for 10 minutes and suddenly johnny is a salt rock, sicheng is being his typically difficult self, jaehyun is eating popcorn watching a mess happen and taeil is being ironic. next thing you know yuta will appear or something...

[iaequo]

mvvnsonare:

09295:

jeongjaehyvn:

today is sass johnny on the tags day

having fun there, are you?

Wym… it’s chaos he always has fun

it’s true, he loves watching chaos unfurl

[iaequo]

jeongjaehyvn:

well there you have it folks… i done did the hogwarts AU edits and i’m exhausted. who’d have known finding gryffindor and ravenclaw pics could be such a task. anyway, i hope you losers love it also i changed johnny’s blog, consider it my early wedding gift idc if you’re getting married or not , also i had to make yuta as a slytherin because boy isn’t fooling anyone.. and yeah, that’s all. have a good day.

They all look amazing.. i’m pretty sure everyone loves theirs, i sure love mine. can i print it and frame it? i think i should...

[jeongjaehyvn]

based on @iaequo‘s hogwarts persona ★

The seeker for the Gryffindor team with a heart way bigger than he leads on. He excells in charms and Care of Magical Creatures. No matter the size of the beast, he is sure to win it over with his sincere adoration for each and everyone one of them.

[jeongjaehyvn]

based on @jeongjaehyvn‘s hogwarts persona ★

Headboy of the slytherin house who excells at potions, don’t take his dimpled smile lightly, it might cost you something - the man isn’t in salazar’s house for nothing. One time he showed interest in joining the Quidditch team but a fateful encounter with a Bludger traumatised him enough to not even attend a game in the aundience stands. Other than that he can be one of the fiercest dueler you can cross paths with.

[iaequo]

jeongjaehyvn:

This weekend isn’t over yet though… He’s still playing assassin’s creed and i’m here jamming to “my neck, my wii” .. Feel free to make an intervention as leader anytime.

...I think you two need divine intervention by now then

[iaequo]

jeongjaehyvn:

Random shit haechan and i have said and done in a weekend spent stuck in this living room:

“Os bróculos são ricos em ervilhas” - jae 

Rapping children songs

Haechan twerked to the sound of patinhos

Watched a pokemon episode that had a character whose name we couldn’t figure out if it was “Canoa” or “Granola” so we kept calling both and the started a theory he only had a girlfriend cuz he was good in bed, since he didn’t care about the girl

Debating black holes as an astrological phenomenoms and … other

Singing the words “i want to die” at least 13 times

Burping really loud and uncontrollably

“This is a burp free zone, don’t be shy” - jae

Haechan forgot he had eaten a chocolate cake literally the day before

Performing the life out of caricas’ songs at 4am

Haechan lost against Iris in black2 and was shocked he had to do the pokeleague all over again thus basically ragequit

Haechan couldn’t kill the dude in assassin’s creed because the prostitute kept getting in the way

Watched a marathon of “Ghosted” and remained usure if we liked the show or not

I got a granola bar to snack on friday and by sunday night i still hadn’t touched it

Overall it was a very productive weekend with a lot of spontaneous singing and highnotes

And this is why you’re not gonna be picked for babysitting again anytime soon

[iaequo]

jeongjaehyvn:

It’s not like you require a degree in rocket science to make an account.. 

I still find it odd you’d ever play any other game whilst UltraMoon remains unfinished though

[iaequo]

jeongjaehyvn:

Listen here Tuxedo Mask, you can put your rose down ‘cuz just for that audacious comeback i shall actually open steam and get my hands on the game.

Oh look at Mr Bluff won’t you.. What steam account will you actually use for such bold move, since everyone knows you haven’t got one

[iaequo]

"SuperBroccoli" I can't stop laughing oh my god hahaha

I was torn between SuperBroccoli or SuperCorn, considering his shirts