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@jizzarolli
PRESIDENT ( FORMERLY ) OF THE UNITED STATES MAXIMILLIAN MAXWELL THE LAGOMORPH ( THE THIRD ) according to sources , the first two died tragically for unknown reasons .
heavily headcanon &&. crossover dependent MAX from SAM AND MAX , maimed by niff .
❛ mom i frew up , only slept 2 hours , &&. i’m boutta buttchug nyquil . ❜
❛ HEY FOLKS , safety fact : keep y’er phones away from candles durin’ waxplay , it’s a BITCH t’uh get cooled wax off a phone screen . ❜
angel :
“Shit he’d instantly make me cream all ova’ his face!.”
hand rolls , far too amused with this commentary . yada yada , go on ! ❛ all that throaty vibration pourin’ down y’er asshole while their tongue acts like the vibe bullet ? yeah , soun’s about right ! ❜
❛ get you a bitch who’ll sing mongolian throat songs while eating out y’er ass . ❜
ppssppss.
if ur randomly followed by my 200+ followers blog @girlbossdad dw i'm just mushy n miss u
ozzie :
Ozzie chuckled, the hand not applying the blush currently, summoning up a fresh eyeliner pencil. “Like my teal, do ya, babe? Well, I can certainly give ya that match– it’s easiest to pull through things in my colors, after all.”
He finished the circles of bright red and set them as well, sitting back to inspect his work. Eh, maybe a touch up to the mascara. He went for the little bottle and prepped the brush, after setting the teal pencil down.
“Y’know, I love it when you wear colors like mine on ya, gives me a little thrill to see.” He smirked, leaning close to apply the mascara.
“Now, don’t go bein’ nasty after I finish, you need to look perfect up there for Daddy. <3″
EXCITEMENT BREWS // CHIRPS RESOUND as specific is manifested for his delight , hands clapping twice in jubilance before he settles down for touch-ups . fizzarolli purses those beaked lips , blinking eyes wildly before opening wide for mascara reapplication , clearly making this much more of a show than simply makeup retouch ought to be . he’s having fun , twirling metaphorical pirouettes in his head as he plays with ozzie’s emotions , especially those affectionate dotes that seem to cherish his very existence .
asmodeus’s words never leave his mentality , fizz making rather keen notes on how his pride to wear the lust’s colors apparently made him chime with gleeful rapture . tongue clucks , eyes rolling once steady hand strays from eyelid , the jester waving up a hand in melodramatic euphoria . ❛ teal compliments my reds , y’see . besides , ain’t it natural f’er mates t’ wear the colors ‘a their husbands out in the animal kingdom ? ❜
❛ call me y’er MILF , oz , cus i’ma strut my sexy self tonight f’er daddy-o . ❜
@hcppyhotel : ⚠️ / yuh ( for rdr2 verse )
❛ RISE &&. SHINE , MOONSHINER . ❜ a slap , a squealing neigh , &&. suddenly the scruff of ground scraping out from under hog-tied imp is kicking up dirt &&. rocks as the traveling showman cackles from riding backwards atop horseback . elbows perched on horse flanks as it runs wildly , he eyes his captured caddy being dragged along for the ride with doting - scheming eyes , smile wide like a rattlesnake’s .
look at him , bruising &&. busting open at places in skin that oughta be touched up later by some cotton &&. whiskey . grin widens with a BWAHA as one of blitzo’s horns knocks a larger rock , horse finally slowly as it veers a corner &&. unintentionally whips momentum of imp into a signpost . ❛ god i missed you , all those beautiful imperfections that accentuate every FLAW , besides the usual . ❜
@usedhearts : ⚠️ for ozzie ofc :3
CLAWS // COAX FUR , graze between feathers in a thorough scalp brush as shoulder perched jester coddles up upon banister leaning blossom . he dotes &&. chirps as the unwinding hours of closing time seemed to leave them alone , all attention now diverged onto him . CONTROL ; he had it again , no more of asmodeus focused elsewhere , on anyone else . fizzarolli was the one &&. only again , as it should be .
tail curls lasciviously around neck , threatens to choke deity as gravelly purr tugs the other’s gaze towards his slender body , hips rocking forward against suit pad with a ritzy glamor to leg kick . ❛ i’m toppin’ tonight , i’m the star here . &&. I’M SICK &&. TIRED ‘A NEW TALENT DRYIN’ YOU UP , BABY . ❜
SPOILER ALERT : send me a ⚠️ if you want a small drabble of what my fizz would be like if in love with your muse .
perches my chin on my knuckles as i watch my small handful of mutuals squirm at how my fizz handles dating relationships .
my best kept secret , &&. NOBODY EXPECTS IT .
me :
j rly out here reminding me of my 2013 repressed knowledge of furry nsfw anatomy on dash tonight .
nvm spidey’s in on it too , ugh . /lh
j rly out here reminding me of my 2013 repressed knowledge of furry nsfw anatomy on dash tonight .
rly achy but home from work. activity will be sporadic &&. maybe lackluster, but i'll be here regardless. 💕