TURBULENT... WHIRLPOOL!

cocksucker, boy killer, sodomite, living corpse

[jizzlobberr]

@DRIVINGATYOU / @JIZZLOBBERR

I'LL SQUEEZE IF YOU DON'T STEER AND FOLLOW THE LINE STRAIGHTER!

[jizzlobberr]

i have once again been slacking severely on my mervor fic lately. just euthanize me at this point

[theehorsepusssy]

[deliriatremens]

[velvetys]

[paracetem]

[mrsbunghole]

[jizzlobberr]

real men piss upside down into their own mouths as to not waste the divine cocktail of the penis

[akashicrecord]

Affirmations:

- I do not feel well and I am probably going to die

- I am sick and dying

- Girl it is Thursday

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[pjackk]

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

[achingmarshking]

male lover here!

i will not be doing that!

[pjackk]

You wull never pleasure me

Worthless animal

[rockstarcotta]

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[mrsbunghole]

Mike on his relationship with Faith No More:

[segamascott]

"please disable your adblock to access this site" please suck me from the back while i make these cheeks clap

[emesissy]

if you can't handle me at my "i frew up" then you don't deserve me at my bouncing on it while crying