I swear I am real

Questioning, everything. Enthusiast of gay pilots.

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[engine-of-jets]

Insane skill on that note, those are very skilled goons

[chanth-thara]

okay, i’m curious. let’s play a game. reblog this post and put in the tags the name of a fictional Indigenous character.

No headcanons, no ‘coding’, only CANONICALLY Indigenous characters. You have unlimited time. Go.

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this may be an Unpopular Opinion (even on tumblr) but like the 8-hour workday is just Too Gotdamn Long

like even sitting in an office for eight hours a day isn’t particularly pleasant (or healthy, as we are beginning to see) but when we’re talking about doing *actual work* for that same amount time it gets pretty fucking brutal

doing literally *anything* (even leisure activities) for eight hours straight tends to be less than enjoyable but when we’re talking about things like construction, landscaping, factory work, and hell, even foodservice and retail, eight hours is a fucking ETERNITY

i might just be a lazy weak-willed bitch but honestly i think i’m not entirely wrong

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

this was being worked towards by leftist labor unions way back in the day after the time of FDRs new deal. people in the 40s and 50s were already starting to realize that we no longer actually needed an 8 hour work day or even a 5 day work week.

even with the comparatively primitive factory tech of the time we were already creating a huge amount of excess production back then and companies were making massive amounts of profit. So it already stood to reason that companies should either let their employees work less and thus each employee could work a shorter shift without lowering the yearly compensation of each employee, or in cases where businesses provide an active service they would shorten the shift but hire more people to cover the necessary operating time. but of course that would mean less money for people at the top so companies fought back hard and we ended up with nixon’s bullshit and so on and now its considered the norm for us to spend the vast majority of our lives doing work that really just amounts to waste. 

[dreamer-of-centipedes]

The IWW realised this and were fighting for it all the way back in the 1930s. This is a take with a lot of historical and theoretical grounding, OP, so you’re standing in good stead.

[aztechnology]

I’d also like to add it’s also been studied and scientifically proven that after 6 hours, we have an extremely noticeable drop in productivity. Sweden saw nothing but benefits from a 6-hour work day, including worker productivity, happiness, and half the amount of sick-leave used when applied to nurses.

https://onlinemasters.ohio.edu/the-six-hour-workday/

[laughterkey]

Just gonna add that the IWW is still kicking and basically anyone who is not an employer can join.

[assortedinsanities]

Just to emphasize this: the IWW is for working class people, this includes students, retired people, unemployed people, permanently unemployed people due to disability and such, people with their own (small!) business, freelancers.

Unless you are in a position to never have to work because you are rich enough or you are deciding how much money your employees make, you can join! They offer reduced rates for people with low income and your local chapter might offer a sponsorship program where other members pay/help to pay your dues if you/as long as you can’t.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[orbitaltheatre]

The alabaster nudibranch, white-lined Dirona, or frosted sea slug (Dirona albolineata)

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Captions:

Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"

Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.

Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."

[geistverrse]

My latest thumbnail work for Hunter: the Parenting. Logo and subtitle translation by SunshineNoka.

[planeposting]

Which plane looks the friendliest?

AIRBUS BELUGA XL

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm convinced this is an ad for every product in existence

[thedeepcathedral]

This made me feel like a crazy person

[caninetofive]

All of this fucking Product Placement what do you mean you cracked the fucking eggs with your bare hands there's a perfectly good product for that

[apolladay]

Uh-oh, you’ve been murdered! What fictional detective duo do you want to solve your case

* Bruce Wayne/Batman and Robin (any) (Batman)

* Dulcie Collins and Eddie Redcliff (Deadloch)

* Fox Mulder and Dana Scully (X Files)

* Jake Peralta and Charles Boyle (Brooklyn Nine Nine)

* Maomao and Jinshi (Apothecary Diaries)

* Richard Castle and Kate Beckett (Castle)

* Shawn Spencer and Burton “Gus” Guster (Psych)

* Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (Sherlock novels and adaptations)

* Spenser and Hawk (Spenser novels)

* Temperance Brennan and Seeley Booth (Bones)

* someone else

* see results

Uh-oh, you’ve been murdered! What fictional detective duo do you want to solve your case?

Bruce Wayne/Batman and Robin (any) (Batman)

Dulcie Collins and Eddie Redcliff (Deadloch)

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully (X Files)

Jake Peralta and Charles Boyle (Brooklyn Nine Nine)

Maomao and Jinshi (Apothecary Diaries)

Richard Castle and Kate Beckett (Castle)

Shawn Spencer and Burton “Gus” Guster (Psych)

herlock Holmes and John Watson (Sherlock novels and adaptations)

* Spenser and Hawk (Spenser novels)

Temperance Brennan and Seeley Booth (Bones)

someone else

see results

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[vex-vexey]

Columbo or the guy from Death in Paradise.

[engine-of-jets]

Psych. At least they're gonna have a weirdly good time with it.

[apolladay]

You have a cold and need some over-the-counter medicine. Pills or syrup?

1) Pills because they're easy to swallow and syrup is gross

2) Syrup because you don't like swallowing pills/pills are gross

3) Pills, but you'll crush them up to avoid swallowing them whole

4) Syrup because you like the taste

5) You avoid either unless you're much sicker than just a cold.

You have a cold and need some over-the-counter medicine. Pills or syrup?

Pills because they're easy to swallow and syrup is gross

Syrup because you don't like swallowing pills/pills are gross

Pills, but you'll crush them up to avoid swallowing them whole

Syrup because you like the taste

You avoid either unless you're much sicker than just a cold.

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[zmpl]

i had a dream that there was a new pokemon challenge called “pokemon normal” where you could only use pokemon that closely resemble their real-life animal counterparts (e.g. you could use rattata because it closely resembles a rodent, but not pikachu) and you could only use moves that a real-life animal could do (e.g. tackle, growl, bite, scratch, etc)