Self-Made Man

adult // autistic // trans // he/him // aroace

[heheheku]

very bitable wizard

[tavs-brainworm]

I hope they have a “call-before-you-dig” hotline in Baldur’s Gate because if you even think about getting a basement your whole house just plummets straight down into whatever ancient crypt or murder cult headquarters or demonic ritual enclave happens to be in your zip code

[blackjackkent]

Actually reblogging again because some of the tags deserve to get peer reviewed bc y'all are cracking me up. XD

@checkadii

@maliciouscrow

@yoshiintheweb

@krahka

@invinciblerodent

@moosebeans

@fireballandfailure

@corgiteatime

@lelianaslefthand

@theladygrim

@wetcatspellcaster

@rodatirhaalo

[afearofcats]

[peachdelta]

rise of the natielings

[fenrishion]

and NOT share...?

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

[fishpondfish]

he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was

[tuxedodan]

[rooniearts]

my personal favourite explaination to why sonic is somehow always slighty late to things despite being the fastest thing alive

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]

[yanquihash]

You people really cant do anything

[transpigeon]

[garrandia]

[fleshdyk3]

this is like a real thing in fishkeeping and its like actually tragic but out of context this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[nico-the-overlord]

Hey prev what

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I barely understand it myself because it is Not my field but i have a friend who used to work in a research lab with hermaphroditic fish where if you stressed them out enough they’d change sex. and I guess the stress of choice was concussions? anyways the lab shut down and some of them took the fish home and now she has a transmasc fish named Esther

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

blunt force masculinisation

[jayeelishere]

they r soo funn

[ed3nic]

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

[puppygirlsunited]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. NO NO THIS IS TOO FUNNY,

[gaydrienagreste]

thinking about her glowy ass boots

[nickel-alloy]

i think rubella would be a beautiful name for a baby girl if it did not refer to a disease. unfortunately ☝️, the measles