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[saluteofthejugger]

psa: don't lose your phone on the bus. it really sucks and ruins your whole day.

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[saluteofthejugger]

i had a dream i had to make gnocchi for like 6 people and i fucked up the portioning so bad i ended up with 2 and a half serves and they had the thickest sauce imaginable. and i made a realistic cream cheese sculpture of an elephant and everyone was disturbed when i sliced into it to serve.

[saluteofthejugger]

does anyone know that ancient clay figurine that's like. a young woman with bare breasts and a high ponytail? there was a post going around where someone drew an interpretation of it

[saluteofthejugger]

i'm going to catch this migraine before it destroys my day so help me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[nem23]

[saluteofthejugger]

how are those mobile games where you pour different liquids from jars even meant to be something you can fail

[saluteofthejugger]

don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. uh yeah, it's gonna be a long day. it's gonna be a bumpy ride! it's a long story... well look what the cat dragged in. well looky here! did that just happen? what's gotten into you? he's not himself lately. look at yourself in the mirror! i do, i mean i used to, before the accident. what do you want me to do? what are you all looking at? get a room! get a life! don't ask me! do i look like a library? who died and made you king? who wants pizza? well, if you say so... i'm just going to ignore that. no ifs, ands, or buts. not on my watch! not dressed like that you aren't! you know who. if you know what i mean. are you crazy? are you nuts? ooh, that looks like it hurt. that's gonna leave a mark. awkward! who hurt you? why am i even listening to this? you're in for a world of hurt. i can't take this anymore. i don't have to take this from you. what business is it of mine? are you seriously going there? nuh-uh, no way, not happening! alright, buddy. let's settle this like men. you fight like a girl. what are you, chicken? who wants to know? oh, get a life! here, you earned this. i'm gonna make some changes around here. we're gonna make some changes around here. here we go again. pure instinct. um, hello? i'm not so sure about this, you guys. oh relax, i do this all the time. you don't have to do this!

[saluteofthejugger]

i wish i could live my life without having to hear anyone say "little guy"

[saluteofthejugger]

i've been known to get a little concussed here and there 😉

[saluteofthejugger]

nasty nightmare! overheating in real life means atrocities start happening in dream world!

[saluteofthejugger]

just realised this post reads like a Ranma ½ episode title

[saluteofthejugger]

why did they make these caffeine pills so beautiful. i want this as a shirt

[saluteofthejugger]

nasty nightmare! overheating in real life means atrocities start happening in dream world!

[saluteofthejugger]

does anyone have the screenshot of david lynch wincing