LEEEET'S EDIT

hey this is jj and welcome to the rt recap

[mustachioedavenger-deactivated2]

You think you’re clever as dicks, don’t you, dude?

[jjcastillorp]

I'd even go to say that I'm intelligent as dicks, although I'd rather not be a dick.

[mustachioedavenger-deactivated2]

How long have you worked here, dude?

[jjcastillorp]

And the key-words were: "short-period." Not everybody had as much integrity as you when it comes to shining "As Dicks" into Let's Plays.

[xray420former]

Well, I won’t say no to any kind of cool shit that I could look smokin’ in, but… you know, I kinda like looking young. It means people don’t try and ‘fix me’ when I say I don’t drink.

[jjcastillorp]

I mean, drinkings not for everyone and if you had to hear the shit I do at bars, you'd know how grateful I am that you don't actually drink. (God, I really don't wanna know how hard the guy four rows back is, and trust me, neither would you.) 

[xray420former]

Well, sorry I’m not really into making my wardrobe look like an Ovadia & Sons fashion show.

[jjcastillorp]

I'll have you know they make some pretty spectacular suits, dude. Hell, I'll even chip in and buy you one, get you smitten with the dough and a whole knew look on life. Who knows, you may actually look legal in one.

[xray420former]

JJ, if I weren’t so happy with my Vans I might actually be offended. But I gotta ask you, do they make that jacket for men?

[jjcastillorp]

Granted you never shop in anything that's outside Hot Topic, it may surprise you to know that yeah, it totally is. 

[xray420former]

You woudln’t have to deal with it at all, ‘cause you know you wouldn’t be able to resist my boyish charm.

[jjcastillorp]

Boyish charm? Yeah, I guess that's why your middle school, checkered Vans really get me rock solid. Who knew!

[jjcastillorp]

xray420 replied to your post:I’ve never heard so much dick-talk in such a short...

Passive aggressive comments are no way to get us to stop.

Oh, dude, it's in no way passive but surely aggressive. (That is, if that's okay, I also don't know how I'd deal with inviso-penis on my shoulder in the middle of editing.)

[jjcastillorp]

I've never heard so much dick-talk in such a short period of time.

[lindsaykittentuggey-deactivated]

Where is everyone? I have piiizzzaaaaa.

[jjcastillorp]

Did I hear someone say "JJ" or was that just the pizza talking?

[mogarrjones-deactivated20140822]

Damn, it’s quiet as fuck around here lately.

[jjcastillorp]

Trust me, it's definitely not quiet. If you could hear what I can, somebody is upstairs just blarin' Rick Astley (and to think, I thought the Roll'er was dead.)

[jjcastillorp]

What, me, a stranger? Pfft, I've been lively as ever. Speaking of "lively" and "as" and some other words, what's up guys?

[lindsaykittentuggey-deactivated]

Sometimes it’s better just to not hear those. But yes I’ve got a few ideas we can do. Alright so we can do one out of the three things or possibly all three if you’re feeling crazy enough for it. Okay so first; we could mess with the Achievement Hunter team and sneak into their offices at night and rewrite their computer and game stations to redirect their control to the different games besides their own. For examples Geoff’s could hook up to Ray’s, Ray’s to Gavin’s, and so on. Next, we could finally take care of those old computer documents and camera supplies and see if any of them are still good and worth saving or scraping. Or finally we can just play around in the office and see what we can do in the office with our powers until we’re caught or they start getting a clue towards us. Are you up to the challenges? Make your pick.

[jjcastillorp]

With my super sensitive hearing it's definitely a no-go, especially with the way his voice hitches all high on the really bad ones - oh God, I'm going to stop that conversant there, if you don't mind. 

I've got that first one done and done, a few chords here, a few plugs there, and you've got yourself JJ the Joystick Justice. But yeah, totally on board for that, I'll meet you buy the door when they call it lights out. While we're in there we can totally work on the third thing you suggested, a little remodeling never hurt, right? Oh and as far as footage, I think I'm fine on my end since I've got more of a week-to-week sorta gig, but I'd be more than happy to help ya out if needed. 

Pick me up at 8? I'll wear my nicest heels and burglar mask and we can get this little dance started. 

[lindsaykittentuggey-deactivated]

Well at lease it’s better then editing all night long or when the system crashes and we hope for the best as we try and fix it. Those are nights when editing hours seem like a fucking blessing. It’s nice to finally be back JJ.

[jjcastillorp]

Yeah, and at least those don't have serious knob jokes and weird "Would Your Rather" questions from Gavin, God only knows what twisted mind could come up with those (Sorry Gav). So, now that you're back, got any plans for anything special?

[lindsaykittentuggey-deactivated]

Hey guys! I’m back from the trip to California! It’s good to be back finally but I am seriously tired as shit. Where is everyone anyways? I would expect some epic battle to be going on or even some kind of shit going down.

[jjcastillorp]

Nah, the only shit goin' down is the serious stuff that's editing a four hour Let's Build. Man, all I want is a vacay back to NY - you're livin' the life, Linds. But hey! Welcome back!

[xray420former]

Nah, I think it’d be cool to sneak past you and gloat in your face. I’ll have you know that not even a ripple gets sent out when I move, I’m that good. You can see right through me in every sense of the word.

So you’re on, Eagle Eyes.

[jjcastillorp]

I'm not sure if it's the real life Avenger in me that is so down for this deal, but name me a place and time BrownMan and I'll totally show you how your gamer score is the only thing you have to gloat about. B)

[mogarrjones-deactivated20140822]

"Oh-so-fine" my ass. You eat enough to feed three of Gavin. Dude, is that a challenge? Because I am so, so up for that. 

[jjcastillorp]

Speaking of "my ass" that's pretty much where all that food goes, then again Gavin does kinda have a bird-stomach. What dude can't eat an entire pizza by himself? (Let alone 3). Not so sure I'm up for getting shot at, but hey, I'll defend my honor, name a place and time and I'm your (unwilling) living target.

[mogarrjones-deactivated20140822]

Nah, I wasn’t planning on touching. Maybe shooting at you or something. Seems a lot more fun.

[jjcastillorp]

The only reason I got this job was because of "favors" I did, Michael, I can't risk messin' up my oh-so-fine physique. But no really, I bet I could probably hear you pull your bow's string before you could actually hit me (but I also would guess you'd probably hit me before I could run away, thanks for nothing public school gym class!)