Mr. Cellophane

I'm Ray, and you can look right through me.

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

Unfortunately, yes. No thanks to you for that mental image.

[xray420former]

It's cool, I get it. You want me.

[gavinliberum]

And all the hot guys are saving the world.

[xray420former]

Booooooooo.

[gavinliberum]

Why don’t you use your powers for good?

[xray420former]

Why don't you use your power for evil?

I mean, not to toot my own horn or anything, but...all the cool guys are doing it.

[gavinliberum]

What’s going on X-Ray? Any new adventures?

[xray420former]

Oh yeah, totally. 

Today I decided to uh, be spontaneous and fall asleep at my desk again.

[sensationaljen]

Good thing I heal quickly then.

You know I appreciate your company, Ray.

[xray420former]

Joooooooel, you're going to make me blush. I'm going to turn into a blushing bride some day soon.

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

Gross. No one needs that in their life.

[xray420former]

Come on, you know you're thinking about it.

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

I’ll notice you’re going “assassin” if you start taking off your clothes. When are you going to figure out a solution to that problem, dude?

[xray420former]

Four words: Come to work naked.

Boom.

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

I definitely could. Just because you’re invisible, doesn’t mean I can’t beat your ass.

[xray420former]

Heyyy, that sounds a bit like a challenge if I've ever heard one. But since I'm a good guy, I'll give you a warning before I go assassin on your ass.

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

"Big cock" my ass, dude. Come near me, and I rip it right off. 

[xray420former]

Hey, insult my comebacks all you want, but now it's personal.

And you couldn't rip it off if you tried, 'cause you couldn't catch me,

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

Low blow, man. Low blow. At least I didn’t fall asleep while getting a haircut.

Come near me with your dick, and you’re a dead man. But nothing really, scavenging the internet for shitty games.

[xray420former]

You see, the thing about that is...uh... 

You know what, you're getting my big cock on your shoulder later. Hope you weren't planning on your ragequit to have facecam.

[sensationaljen]

What. Yes? What.

[xray420former]

Don't look so happy to see me, dude. You might hurt yourself.

[gavinliberum]

Hello guys!

[xray420former]

Heeeey, buddy!

[xray420former]

Jooooooooooooooooooooooel.

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

I’m callin’ you asshole, asshole.

What’s up with you?

[xray420former]

Tough words from someone who wears a beanie 24/7.

  Not much, dude. Just the usual; putting my dick on people's shoulders, being invisible. You?

[mogarrjones-deactivated20141012]

'Sup, assholes?

[xray420former]

Who the hell are you calling asshole, asshole?