pleasure in apostasy

🇵🇸 will be free

[dogfagdeathwish-deactivated2025]

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”

[aeyriabird]

sorry to post religious ads but i got this ad

and i can't get over how the artist/graphic designer clearly went in knowing they were replicating classic holy white bird imagery and did a decent job with the editing too, except they either don't know what a dove is, don't know that the bird being specifically a dove matters, or just got real lazy and chose the first all white bird that came up in search results because that is fully a seagull in that image

[delgrosso]

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES

[enki2]

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

[depsidase]

[jjeessuuss]

okay who stole my HRT i need it

[o-kurwa]

[h-s-n-b-r-g]

Someone make this a poll

[penismage]

What is God’s role in human suffering?

Unaware it is happening

Aware, but unwilling to stop it

Aware, but unable to stop it

Deliberately caused it

Voting ended onMay 25

[sonicfrontiers]

thinking about that time my friend and i were browsing random discord servers and we found one that was a bunch of people that believed in the rapture so we joined to see what was going on and they had a bot that sent auto generated images with your nickname for every new person so when my friend joined this image immediately sent

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Sodom and g'morning

[nicomrade]

[miraclemaya]

if we all jerk off enough tonight we might be able defeat jesus once and for all

[omegaversereloaded]

Jesus comes back and just starts going around wordlessly showing people a video of the charlie kirk assassination on his phone but from the bullet's pov

[willgrahamscock]

Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it can make it feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

I've never read the bible. is it good

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

I collected some images for us perverts

[et-excrucior]

[willgrahamscock]

does he have onlyfans

[pancakeke]

sorry for sharing an ad but this one is super funny. this shit time traveled here from the 50s or something

[jjeessuuss]

Shine this up into the sky and I'll come flying in. And dropkick you in the face.

[muzzlesbian]

wait jesus was only 33 when he died??

[muzzlesbian]

he should’ve been at the club

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[thyrell]

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

[autisticbisexualsokka]

same energy

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[iamthetruestrepairman]

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

[pukicho]

I still hate the concept of streaming. Edit your shit and get back to me. Not even Jesus was interesting enough to listen to 24/7

[pukicho]

Jesus Christ, I mean

[i-am-a-goddesses-bitch]

what led you to think this needed specification????

what other Jesus's do you know?????

[pukicho]