Hello there! I’m Chicago’s very own Jenny June Fail. You may have heard of me.
I love my family, the Chicago river, and winning, in that order.
My pfp is Johnny Weissmuller 💕
Nice to meet you!
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@jjfail
Hello there! I’m Chicago’s very own Jenny June Fail. You may have heard of me.
I love my family, the Chicago river, and winning, in that order.
My pfp is Johnny Weissmuller 💕
Nice to meet you!
Coo! Cuckoo!
Well fuck you too.
Jenny June would anonymously submit Johnny Weissmuller hate to the local paper's gossip column
And what about it?
drowning rn. if you even care
Jenny June has a full size cardboard cutout of Johnny Weissmuller in her room.
Please stop going through my things. We better get that window fixed soon or stuff like this will happen. I know the hole is symbolism or something but people keep breaking in.
I’m going to kill Gerty I swear to god.
i fucking hate bitches who swim in the chicago river…..like ugh do you SEE the hog guts and grease cups…..not very ladylike….
I hope you drown.
Good morning Chicago, welcome to the best source of news this side of Lake Michigan!
Here, I'll cover all the most ambitious news in Chicago. Mostly, though, I'll focus on news about UP AND COMING SWIMMER, JENNY JUNE FAIL!!
You’re damn RIGHT you will.
YESS! WE HAD OPENING NIGHT LAST NIGHT AND IT WENT WELL IM SO HAPPY!!!
YAYAYAYAY
Careful there, you’re breaking character.
Why is everyone so mean to me. God.
Look what I found at the museum today! They must be in the middle of installing my exhibit next to it.
I SWEAR TO THE HIGH HEAVENS IF MORTIMER DOESN’T GET OFF HIS ASS AND BECOME MY TRAINER MY ASS WILL BE STROKING AND NOT BREATHING
He’s so cute 💕💕
Fuck, ok.
John N ate cardboard when he was a baby
I laughed so hard.
Jenny June says that she's one in a krillion.
Jenny June would have loved Gatorade.
GOOD GRACIOUS WHAT IS THIS? I FEEL SO ALIIIIIIVE