soooyeah.

[icp6-deactivated20160731]

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

[fanonical]

never has a man more accurately portrayed the essence of style over substance than lucius malfoy

[outcastmag]

[creese]

Michael Creese, Upside Down Kitten

[flyngdream]

[delug-e-deactivated20181001]

when someone asks me what’s wrong

[boldlyscentedarbiter]

[boldlyscentedarbiter]

[jjjjiggklypuff]

you told me

i was making drama

while you were “going after something real”

but she’s told me things in confidence

and i that know she feels

little for anybody at all

& you’ll only build me up

to brush me off in the end

you’ve run out of chances, love.

i thought we were friends.

[fanonical]

only wizards will understand

time travelling teenagers wiping out your whole existence

[chancelavie]

I may not be the perfect picture of health and organization (including thoughts) but I do understand loyalty and commitment. & I’m done beating myself up about my own trauma. ✅

[apfelmaeuschen-deactivated20190]

Love Potion

[aww-so-pretty]

This cat is lovely

[mischief-managed]

Fantastic Beasts – book covers

[sekusekusekuseku-deactivated201]

no offense but fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars,let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars

[sparreauxchirps]

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

[ct-7567]

Thats pussy babe!

[jjjjiggklypuff]

lmfaoooo this must be why they did that ep of fairly odd parents

[indecisiveducky]

“Please understand: this isn’t just “goodbye,” this is “I can’t stand you.” This is where the road crashed into the ocean. It rises all around me, and now we’re barely breathing. A thousand faces we’ll choose to ignore. Curse my enemies forever, let’s slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful. This desperation leaves me overjoyed, with fading lights that lead us past the lives that we destroy. I listen to you cry a cry for less attention, but both my hands are tied, and I’m pushed into the deep end. I listen to you talk, but talk is cheap, and my mouth is filled with blood from trying not to speak. So search for an excuse, and someone to believe you, in foreign dressing rooms. I’m empty with the need to curse my enemies forever, let’s slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful. This desperation leaves me overjoyed, with fading lights that lead us past the lives that we destroy. Curse my enemies forever, let’s slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful. This desperation is leaving me overjoyed, with fading lights that lead us past the lives that we destroy. Please understand. Lay rotting where I fall, I’m dead from bad intentions. Suffocated and embalmed, and now all our dreams are cashed in. You swore you wouldn’t lose, then lost your brain. You make a sound that feels like pain, so please understand: this isn’t just “goodbye,” this is “I can’t stand you.””

— “No It Isn’t” (2006) +44