That's right, Poseidon is bad at archery and Zeus suffers the consequence.
By the way my blog tag for this Au will always be "Alternative AU-JJP".
"But what?..." in front of Apollo in the infirmary were Zeus and Poseidon sitting, Zeus had an arrow stuck in his shoulder with a grimace and next to him was Poseidon with a bow in his hands, his clothes were with holes half burned as if he had been given electric shocks.
"It's all the fish's fault you idiot" said Zeus in annoyance.
"I apologized, but you still attacked me!" almost shouted Poseidon.
"You hit me with an arrow Poseidon! In the shoulder! You really thought I wasn't going to do anything!"
"It was unintentional!" Zeus and Poseidon were raising the pitch of their voices higher and higher until Apollo stopped them.
"Enough! Now calm down, first why does Poseidon have a bow? He's dangerous with one because of how bad he is at it!"
"Shut up, you know it's true" complained Zeus and Apollo just sighed as he went to get some bandages for Zeus' arm.
"Athena was being annoying and I didn't think twice about taking a bow and arrow and shooting her at the target" explained Poseidon.
"That's your problem, you didn't think!" said Zeus again.
"I'm going to pull the arrow out of you, stay still" Apollo already had the bandages and had moved closer to zeus as he spoke, with a careful but firm movement, Apollo removed the arrow with precision, Zeus gritted his teeth, trying to keep still, but he couldn't help but let out a grunt of pain as Apollo finally extracted the arrow
"Arrow out" Poseidon said as blood began to gush from the wound but Apollo quickly applied the bandages, applying pressure to stop the bleeding.
"Ready" apollo gave him a broad smile as he finished his work "Poseidon, don't ever pick up a bow again."
