Jessie

20/CA

[bearynice-archive-deactivated20]

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

[snally]

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

[cyberscully]

tig happily joking about her wife fucking soothes my lesbian soul 

[wombshaker]

Thanos could’ve killed 100% of all mosquitos and racists, but he chose not to, and for that reason, he’s a bitch

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[andisupreme]

Adding my own good vibes to the pot. Did a phone interview at 10:00 and, after being told to expect a response in a week, got an email at 3:00 asking to interview me again in person/on site asap.

[creatorofuniverses]

I got a job today that I interviewed for yesterday! Spread the good karma!

[makomoriz]

the mike schur cinematic universe (MSCU),

[jodiefoster]

new alignment chart

[xmenau-archive-deactivated20230]

first selena gomez released a song called wolves and now she’s releasing a song called back to you. this is blatant 1d plagiarism. in this essay i will

[kristenwiiggle]

this week has been truly something ELSE 

golden state killer…CAPTURED

b*ll cosby….GUILTY

janelle monae….OUT AND PROUD

ABBA……BACK 2 FUCKIN GETHER

my skin……CLEARED

my bills………….PAID

my tax return……..IN MY ACCOUNT

[pendergosta]

Korean War……OVER

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

[chunkecheeks]

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

[chunkecheeks]

john mulaney dies in infinity war

[mens-rights-activia]

[glory-faded]

agent ross: i-

m'baku:

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[wakandas-vibranium]

The Scooby-Doo one has me on the floor 😂💀

[irlpupi]

You: Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

Me a intellectual: The baseball scene in Twilight

[nezukokins]

i’m calling it right now that Marvel is going to ‘Breaking Dawn’ us and we’re gonna get a scene with at least 50% of the characters dead and then Dr. Stephen Strange is gonna bring that time back real quick and restart the fight

[joeypottrs]

oh jesus christ

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for