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kingston2002

Cleaning this tank

There are a lot of perks for pizza delivery guys! I've been delivering pizza to this xjock for about a year now. Tonight I bring him back to the shop and he goes in the oven!

overfedcub

Ooft

kingston2002

Less than a year between

dadbodappreciation583

“This is a guy I used to know. He came into university looking hot as hell—cocky, confident, always the first to rip his shirt off at a party just to show off those cut abs and that tight, athletic frame. He knew he looked good and made sure everyone else did too. But it didn’t take long for campus life to catch up with him. The endless partying, beer runs, and late-night junk food started padding out that once-toned body, and fast. The abs blurred into softness, his chest got puffier, and that waistband started getting a little too snug. He tries to act like he’s hitting the gym again, but let’s be real—he’s a fat ass now, and it shows. Those soft, jiggly love handles say it all, not to mention that fattened, lazy ass of his. He’s not fooling anyone, especially not when he’s still lifting up his shirt like he’s the shredded stud he used to be, even as it rides up over a belly that clearly hasn’t missed a meal.” (SUBMISSION)

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