[demigodxtonio]

[danger]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[styleattitude]

[deejay]

source

[lavieeu]

[dropovers]

[gmtshakur]

[highmami]

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[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

[macintoshpluss-deactivated20171]

[muji-milk]

[lubricates]

This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

[ororium-z]

Ebonee Davis and Paolo Roldan for Paper Magazine.

[favdiosa-deactivated20230824-de]

I need $$$ not feelings.

[cwote]

It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”