:)

[invisiblechickens]

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

[deuxexarchivia]

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

[lyssissherlocked]

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

[cleopatrasweave-deactivated2014]

[nellwholock]

we never learn

[wylonaforest]

[littleaimeebaby-deactivated2017]

I know how I want to die.

[sickfuture]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

about time

[tittled]

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

[tittled]

i have a brain tumor

[fuckdissheit-blog]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[quorrat-deactivated20141105]

[kittyvines]

Kitty: *Sits on the keyboard, making one long drawn out synthesized note while a human accompanies them on an acoustic guitar*

[infiniteinterior]

[winecat-deactivated20211130]

[cyberthug13-deactivated20150315]

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

[boxingclever-blog]

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

Your problematic fave: international friends

- live in irresponsible timezones - use incorrect measurements systems - too far to hug

[heavenisaplaceonearthwithyooou]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[gamgee]

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

[cinged-deactivated20180706]

[stevonnie-archive]

me: i should go to bed early

me at 4 am: