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★*.✧ jensen ross ackles. march 1, 1978. texas. actor, director, musician. father of three. ❝܀ — I think that life itself is worth living for. If you’re not living the life that you want, you have to fight to achieve that life. There’s no one thing that you should be living for. I think it’s the journey that is life that you should be living for. ✧.*★

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You know, I really don’t know that much about the Oscars or why someone should or shouldn’t get one, but after seeing a few clips of Ellen hosting (yes, I’m late, very freaking late, if you ask me) – I have definitely decided she deserves one for just being Ellen. Y'know, like, “and the Oscar for best Ellen DeGeneres goes to… Ellen DeGeneres.” Makes sense to me. Also, I’m pretty sure I’m somehow gonna get her and Brad Pitt to come to my kid’s birthday party next year, so that they can hand out pizza and paper plates. However, my father, Leonardo DiCaprio (we look just alike, ask anyone. And shut the fuck up if you don’t agree), is not invited due to turning down the pizza the first time he was offered. It’ll be a pizza lover’s only party. Love pizza or get the fuck out of my kid’s party, thank you.

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ariagrans‌:

Ageless to me, isn’t that what matters? A hero is above a prince to me, but you’re just as royal and charming as one, so disappointing me isn’t an easy task. I don’t even think about the bad shit when I’m around you, I just think about how great it is to be near and what you mean to me. I could never change anything about me knowing that’s what you enjoy. You should! I remember I used to be so jealous of her in the movie, definitely would have auditioned for that role if it were of my time. My fans see the side of me that comes out when someone says something I don’t like, I make it clear that I don’t like it, and they’d immediately know I’m not okay with them attacking if that happened. You’ll never be without me, J, no need to ever be miserable. 

Obviously, I only care about what you think, I don't really care about anything else. Thank you for saying I'm basically like a prince and a hero, keep boosting my ego, I'm loving it. Good, because I only want you to think of the great stuff, ignore all the bad shit and let me love you down. Keep being yourself and I’ll give you all of my love. But then I'd fall for you instead of Danneel, is that what you're trying to do? I'm your number one fan, watch me protecting and supporting you forever. Are you sure? What if you get sick of me? What if you find someone better?

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crisprosperi‌:

It depends on how much you’re offering here. I could name a price, but this is all about seeing how much you’re willing to pay to not decorate your own house. If the price is right, then I’ll do it. It’s an 11 foot dragon with a Santa hat and candy canes. I love him more than I love real people.

I'm not quite sure how much I'm supposed to offer you. I know I'd have to pay you a lot if I told you to take care of my three kids as well and then they'd give you a hard time. Maybe I shouldn't decorate my house at all. How much do you want? Let me know. That's -- weird and something I'd fight on Supernatural. You love him more than you love real people? Take that back, you're going to love me more than your weird little dragon.

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barbiepalx‌:

Fashion books! Those books just full of pictures, old and new, they’re gorgeous and it’s gonna be so hard to give them away, but I quite like the idea of like, signing them inside or putting a date and then giving them away to friends, and in the near future they can open them and think of me! But yes, I don’t think I have enough coffee tables to put them on. Hello Jensen, thank you for being my therapist, I do need it. How are you?!

Oh, I see! I know it must be hard for you to give 'em away but it's for a good thing - think about your cup of coffee, it definitely needs a table. Signing them inside or putting a date and giving them away to friends would be nice, I hope you have some good and loyal friends 'cause we both know people would sell it on eBay to get some good money. You're very welcome, let me know if I'm a terrible or a good therapist. I've been good, how are you?

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niallhvrcn‌:

Ah shit, sorry mate, you’re right. Seven gifts. But giving you all of my love is something I’ve been fully prepared to do since the day I met you. You already give me all of yours, so this Christmas.. you get all of mine. Finally. It’s what you’ve been waiting for. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. Drink maybe a lot is going to be a mood this year, I can feel it. You sure your kids won’t be watching you freak out?

If you're going to give me all of your love, can I go ahead and tell people I'm keeping the Niall Horan? I want them to be jealous of me, and then I'll let them know I'm not sharing. We don’t share Niall Horan in this house. We love Home Alone. I can't wait to spend time with the family and watch 'em talking about life and getting drunk and annoying as fuck, it's going to be a blessing. I'm not sure of anything, honestly.

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caityhqs‌:

Those are some big promises you’re making, better hope you can follow through. Come pick me up.

We both know we'll end up having the time of our lives, if not, then we should totally forget about this day and keep on tryin'. Demanding, on my way.

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liliisms‌:

I don’t know, you could still probably pull it off. KJ also is a doof so you’d easily find something to tease him about. He really is. He’s not a good guy, and he tried to kill both his daughter and wife so..we could use an upgrade. Yeah, you won’t like them. Bughead likes to get rough.

I could but I'd have everyone making fun of me and I don't think I'm ready for that kind of stuff. I'm sure I'd have lots of fun with KJ around. Well, if I'm going to hook up with the hot mama, Betty's going to have a great step-father. Lili, you don't have to tell me that Bughead likes to get rough, keep the details to yourself.

[deanwinchesters]

#we don’t deserve him

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niallhvrcn‌:

I’ve been sucked into so many Secret Santas this year it’s actually nuts. One with my band and tour crew, one with the team I work with at my label, my family, one with some of my friends back in Ireland, one with the guys that I golf with.. and I’m pretty sure I’m forgetting another one. So that’d be at least six gifts that I’m going to have to buy people. Funny, personalized gifts. Now all you who know me know I’m fuckin’ hilarious. An absolute hoot and a half. But coming up with six is a lot so if anyone has any good novelty gift ideas, throw ‘em my way. And if you don’t have any idea, you suck but talk to me anyways. Got any Christmas plans?

You forgot about that one you were planning with me. You said you'd be my Secret Santa and I'd be yours, but I didn't have to buy you anything because I already give you all of my love, therefore - that's seven, Niall. Seven gifts. I can't believe you're telling me I suck, I'm like the nicest person in the world. My plan is to drink a little, maybe a lot and watch my kids freaking out over their Christmas presents, that's all. Livin' the wild life.

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barbiepalx‌:

After living in New York for so long and being in the fashion industry, I’ve started to collect what I like to call ‘coffee table’ books that brands and designers like to send me for some reason, it’s those books that weight about a million pounds and you pick up and see all of Donatella Versace’s designs or all of Gucci’s history through the years. I love them, I love browsing through them, feeling the inspiration come and putting them down for another rainy day, can’t say no to any of them. The big problem I’m starting to see is that I’ve got a coffee table so full of books that now I have no place to put my coffee down! Hi, my name is Barbara, and I have an issue with fashion books. Would anyone like one?

In all honesty, I have no idea what you're talking about because it's all about fashion stuff and have you seen me? I don't know what fashion is. But yes, you definitely have a problem there. Start to give it away or else, you're going to need a bunch of coffee table to keep up with everything. My name is Jensen and I will be your psychologist tonight. I'm joking, but no, I don't want one, but thank you for offering. I hope you get rid of a few.

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crisprosperi‌:

Funny story, I had so many Christmas decorations to put up that they almost completely swallowed me whole. I’m glad I had a friend on standby otherwise it would have not been a happy ending for me. Now I need to know if it’s perfectly acceptable to spend all day in my pajamas and binge watching Rick and Morty. Not for the first time, for the third or fourth time. I’m Cristine and my house looks like Christmas threw up inside it. Also, I have a Christmas dragon outside. Yes, you read that right. A. Christmas. Dragon.

I have a very important question right now - do you think if I actually get to pay you, you could decorate my entire house? I think that'd be a win win situation. Forget about pajamas and binge watching Rick and Morty, decorate my house instead! How fun! I'm Jensen and I'm literally trying to make you do it for me, which it won't work, obviously. Also, what in the world is a Christmas dragon?

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liliisms‌:

You’d be a great big brother, we’d just have to die your hair red or get you in a red wig. I bet KJ would love that. Also, you’d be a way better dad than Hal Cooper so come on down, be Betty’s real father. I am! I DVR the show every single Thursday it’s on, so ha.

We both know I'd look ridiculous in a red wig. KJ would make fun of me for the rest of my life and I'd have to tell him to shut up every five minutes. Hal Cooper is an asshole, isn't he? Don't you worry, daddy Jensen is on his way. Fuck, guess I'll have to watch Riverdale, then, and skipping all of your sex scenes because that’d be awkward.

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hcurly‌:

Just for a day or two? What if I want to be part of your life longer, huh? Are you just going to forget about me after the holidays? How rude. I’ve been pretty good with the shopping this year! I say it’s just about ready to go unless I find some things to add along before the big day. Oh, she better be, or else I’m telling Santa.

I mean, if you want to deal with me for a very long time, let's say I'm going to adopt you right about now. You're goin' to love everything about my family. You'll have three siblings and I hope you take good care of them. If you're not getting me anything, I'm one hundred percent done with you and it has to be a good present or this whole adoption thing isn't going to work. Harry, about Santa -- I have some bad news for you.

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liliisms‌:

You look like you could play the fun uncle still, or the big brother. You’re the one who keeps calling yourself old, I just want you to take note of that. Also, catch up! Rude. You can’t be my dad if you don’t watch my shows, that’s not supportive of you. You’re in timeout until you’re caught up.

I wish I was Archie's big brother because I'd annoy the shit out of him and ask him to stop getting in trouble, he needs some time to breathe. I could also play your dad and give you a hard time. Are you watching Supernatural, Lili Reinhart-Ackles? Be honest, right about now, then I'll catch up! You're mean to me and I love it.

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ariagrans‌:

You? No, you’re ageless. You’re Jensen Ackles, my hero never grows old. All that matters is that you’d try for me. There’s something about the thought of you protecting me that’s nothing like anything else. This girl’s dream, for sure. Oh, gosh, you’re so sweet to me, I love it. It’s not often that people catch my firm side, unless I have to seriously disagree with them, and this is a time where I have to do that with you thinking your stuff is lame. I feel it in my core that it’s all a hundred percent perfect. Especially Ten Inch Hero, that blue hair was my thing. Nothing’s going to stop me from letting everyone know I get to cuddle with you, so go right ahead. What would I even do without you, J? I don’t want to know.

I'm ageless? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I can't believe I'm your hero, I hope to make you very proud and never disappoint you. Of course I'd try for you. I'd do anything to protect you from all the bad shit that's always happening in this world. I'm sweet to you because you're sweet to me, please, never change. Alright, I should give myself some credit because I love everything I've ever done. Ten Inch Hero? That was when I fell for Danneel, and yeah, the blue hair was something else. Okay, I don't think I'm going to go ahead and tell people because I don't want your fans attacking me. Well, I know I'd be miserable without you.

[deanwinchesters]

Yes, the Devil baby mama drama. Say that five times fast. Devil baby mama drama.

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liliisms‌:

Wow, what did Archie ever do to you? Archie’s like a puppy, you can’t help but love him. He tries so hard to do the right thing for everybody. Yeah, Dad, I’m challenging you. I’ll get my Satan, you get yours. More like you’re here to give me grey hairs, but okay..

Nothing, because you forgot about me and I'm not from the Riverdale family, I could be everyone's daddy. But he's annoying & I know nothing because I stopped watching the show on season two. Bring it on, daughter. You love me, you love when I annoy you.