Jovanka "Queen of mischief"

I am Giovanna of Middlearth and I am burdened with a glorious purpose: stalkerin' Hiddleston. Prefix: I use this as facebook. I like share my ironic misadventures ,complex but funny reasoning, and little stories. Ask sorry if I'll be prolix and for my lame english.

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50 shades of Hiddleston.

After too much time, in which every woman has advised to read '50 shades of grey' sayin that it's the best seller of the world and that, after reading, every woman desires a relationship like that and a man like mr grey, I decided to read it. But I prefix "knowing myself, I will never say that I want a love story like this and a man like that!" page five: description of mr grey. And my imagination goes. 

http://www.wowkeren.com/images/events/ori/2012/03/26/tom-hiddleston-war-horse-press-conference-04.jpg Ok. I'm already in love with the protagonist! the friend Josè I image as him

 http://splash.suntimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/JATS-600x400.jpg ps: for Tom: I'm youy Anastasia. Make me see 50 shades of Asgard! 

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Ciò, no me caga nisun qua.

'ndè in mona. 

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about my post before this. if you don't know who P.  is. Here he is. 

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Dreaming

Is many months that I hope to dream Tom in the night. The only time I dream about him in some erotic ways was after have reading on internet He was secretly married (internet jokes). This night I've dreamed about Mike Portnoy (best drummer and favorite one of my boyfriend, who looks like to my boyfriend) in erotic way. And He is married with a child. What does my unconscious try to say me?

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What if I said this at school?

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Favorite Actor movie in.

If you could be a protagonist in a movie and your favorite actor could be your co-star, which 3 movie remake did you like to be in?

[My answer: Tom Hiddleston:

• DirtyDancing,

•Pretty Woman,

• Stardust ]

-reblog adding your answer-

Let' spam!

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And this is thinking to my past. Me and my sister, watching many times this movie, and at this part she always says "so there are me and you, the hippo and ostrich" 

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One of my favorite dancing movie. Is my 'goodnight' to Patrick's angel. 

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another one!! 

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Sorry, I'm going on the wrong side.. 

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Image me and tom.. making a movie like this.. maybe we could fall really in love, like Brad and Angelina.. mmm movie galeotto. 

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thinking about sexy dancing.. 

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To Tom with love,and mucho calor.  Also Thinking at the first match of Italy of Sunday, just versus England, I would see it with you. And cheer both for the half team. transl: http://lyricstranslate.com/en/bailando-dancing.html-0 

lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/bailando_english_version_lyrics_enrique_iglesias.html My dream, over acting with you is also dancing. 

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:D 

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‘I saw it while you’re talking to them just now, waving… I smelled your ass’

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and yes. we knew it. 

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is that sarah jessica parker

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lol. poor her. 

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