Java with Joe Bag of Doughnuts

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Coffee Shop....

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William: One day, lad, all this will be yours! George:  What, the curtains? William: No, not the curtains, lad.  All that you can see!  Stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad! George:  But, Mother-- William :  Father, I'm Father. George:  But Father, I don't want any of that. William:  Listen, lad. Your Nana built this kingdom up from nothing.  When she started here, all there was was swamp.  All the other kings said she was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but she built it all the same, just to show 'em.  It sank into the swamp.  So, she built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So she built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest castle in these islands. George:  But I don't want any of that -- I'd rather-- William:  Rather what?! George:  I'd rather... just...[music]...sing! William: Stop that, stop that!  You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

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My New Simblr

I decided it might be a good idea to start a separate "simblr" for all my SIms 4 posts rather than bore my non Sims playing followers to death with countless Sim spam.  If you like my Sims 4 stuff, the Sims in general, or you're curious what all this Sims stuff is about, feel free to check out  and follow my new simblr:

Java with Sim Bag of Doughnuts

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It just occurred to me that when I posted the pictures of my new pond I hadn't bothered to post any pictures of the house itself.  This should correct that. Here are a few shots I just took of the outside and a few rooms inside the cabin.

"The Outdoorsman's Retreat" is a huge wood cabin sporting a great room, dining room, kitchen, study, three bedrooms, and two full baths. It also has a semi-wrap around porch for outside dining and entertaining.  In addition to the aforementioned fishing pond, there is also a small outside campground for when sleeping indoors gets a bit tiresome.

The lot itself is 50x50 and both the house and property have quite a bit of custom content (far to much to credit everyone responsible for creating it). I apologize for my not so great screenshots but if you'd like to see the home in its entirety you're welcome to download it from my JoeDoughnut gallery, or search for it using #cabin or #pond.

Have fun ;)!

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As promised this earlier this morning, here are some pictures of Mr. S's fantastic personal pond at my Outdoorsman's Retreat property. I did a little additional landscaping around it to make it fit in even better with plants I got from Plasticbox's Liberated Grass/Reeds pack. I personally love all the cat tails and reeds.

I did get Brody up to level 3 fishing at this pond and it does in fact act like a fishing spot in so far as bait and what have you.  I also love the fish that randomly breach the pond's surface from time to time.

You can get this wonderful  pond for your own backyard at Simista.

Have fun :)!

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Private fishing pond. Ever wanted to fish in your own back yard, well now you can.

Its found in build mode/trees.

Its is non-default and a standalone creation.

Download at Simista

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This is the most awesome mod I have seen in months.  When I built my "Outdoorsman's Retreat" home for my fisherman Brody I desperately wanted a pond, so I created a fountain and put a fishing spot in front of it and some plants around it.  It was passable, but nothing compared to this mod!

I literally just replaced my old fountain/pond with this and I couldn't be happier. You simply click on the pond and start fishing. Seeing as I just started Brody over again after a serious bug, and he is at present a lvl 0 fisherman again I don't know if this pond will give additional options the way a fishing spot does when you level up the skill. Regardless, it's an awesome mod nonetheless.

One word of advice, it does take up quite a bit of real estate, so it;s probably best suited for bigger lots. My retreat is on a 50x50 so it was no problem placing it for me.

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Ron stopped in at The Greedy Swine to eat away his Tammy troubles, sadly they didn't have a decent steak.

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When I saw Ironleo78's The Big Lebowski area rug as I was looking for more custom content for my sims and buildings, I knew what my CAS project was going to be for today. Thanks to some cc I already had I think I was able to come pretty close.

For all you ingenious cc creators out there; I'd love it if one of you guys could come up with some plaid shorts for men, and open bathrobe and shorts combo, and a sweater that more closely matches the one Jeff Bridges wore in the movie. It would really make my day.

Abide!

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Uh oh, looks like trouble has arrived in Willow Creek. Let's hope there is an unannounced Exorcist profession in the upcoming "Get to Work" expansion so Ron Swansim can rid himself of this she-devil.

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It’s 3 a.m. and I made a thing!

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Updated Science: Get Tattoos Wisely

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Gosh you'd think the gym owners would have wised up and connected the treadmills  directly to a generator so they never had to pay for power to begin with.

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It's no secret that I enjoy constructing buildings and creating sims in The Sims 4 even more than I enjoy playing the actual sims I create. So just imagine my surprise when I was searching for more custom content tonight to add to my world and I came across this Joker graffiti wallpaper by One Billion Pixels?

As soon as it was done downloading I jumped into build mode to add it to the back wall of the garage I have in my Hobo Hangout. The fact that I had already created Joker and Harley Quinn sims to wander around and cause trouble made this a perfect addition to my Oasis Springs neighborhood.

One Billion Pixels has a ton of really cool stuff on both their tumblr blog and main website, be sure to check them out!

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Homer Sperm Cake

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Turn on the audio.

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Disney