i didn't choose the sugg life, the sugg life chose me.

@joegsugg

joe sugg. 27. youtuber.

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jpgmendes‌:

You’re throwing a British television show at me, I know it. I’m gonna look it up and watch you on it now, so I hope you’re killin’ it. Have you joined the bandwagon and written a book or done music? You’re not a real YouTuber until you write a book. I love that. I think she’s the exact help that I need, Joe. I used to watch her when I was younger, actually. I had a weird phase with British YouTubers. You’re so negative. Enjoy the ocean without me while I work on my trees, hater. Make sure you buy me some tinsel before you leave me for the ocean, then.

You’d know the American version of it as Dancing With The Stars. I’ve gotten to week six so I can’t be doing too badly. I’ve three graphic novels. My friends Conor and Bryon, along with myself did wrote a song in an hour and put it up on YouTube. We also have a band but we haven’t been able to work on it lately. She’d only allow you to hold the lights. Haha! Well I might be only useful for you to get ornaments to the top of your tree, depending on your height. I’ll decorate you with the tinsel.

jpgmendes‌:

What have you been up to that’s got you so busy? Are you still doing YouTube or have you started getting a few side projects going? Maybe I should recruit her help, then. I’m worth it, Joe. Fly out here, help me with my trees, then leave again. In that order. You should have! I would’ve saved so much money, but now I’ve gotta buy it all again. Thank God I’ve already got the lights.

I’ve been doing Strictly Come Dancing since September. I still do YouTube, I just haven’t uploaded anything to my main channel in weeks. And I always have side projects going on. You don’t want to recruit her for that! I mean I love my sister and all but she’s a complete nutter when it comes to how the trees look. Or I can fly out there, not help you with the trees, and just lounge around by the ocean. Buying tinsel is not that terrible.. it’s the lights that are expensive.

jpgmendes‌:

Have you decided what you’re dressing up as? Time flies when you’re having fun, I guess. I am one of those people. You get the honor of helping me decorate them all, Joe. Better stock up on ornaments.

No I haven’t. I’ve been rather busy to even think about that sort of thing if I’m honest. My sister Zoe has five Christmas trees in her house too. That’d be an incredibly long flight to help someone decorate trees, Camila. I had a bunch of lights and tinsel from a prank I did... I should’ve saved it.

jpgmendes‌:

The Halloween season, silly. Christmas is still a couple of months away. Once Halloween passes, I’ll be all about the Christmas tales and caroling, trust me.

It still baffles me that Halloween is next week. How did that happen? Oh dear god please tell me you don’t put five Christmas trees in your house.

jpgmendes‌:

I think I’ve got an addiction. Not to anything harmful or anything, but to true crime stories on YouTube. ‘Tis the season, right? I think I’ve spent a total of like, fifteen hours watching true crime documentaries in the past week or so? I’m obsessed. I spend all my free time doing it. Someone throw me an intervention.

True Crime stories get you into the holiday season? I’d highly consider changing tactics. That seems a bit grim.

hometownxadele‌:

Hi, I’m Adele, it’s been three weeks since my last confession. Oh, wrong setting. Well, this works to, my confession, I take the pepperoni’s off my pizza before I eat it ‘cause I can’t order cheese pizza, my son will eat it all.

Why can’t you just order two pizzas? I mean surely that would solve that problem. Also there’d be leftovers and who doesn’t like those!

jermeyjordamnn‌:

Well the movies are not so great I can admit that. But the shows are all very good. Supergirl, The Flash, Arrow they are all very good shows. So trust me man take some time and watch a few of them.

You’d think the movies would be better than what they actually are especially with the material that they have to work with. Has DC ever done a movie right? I’ll give the shows a look when I don’t have practically one day off.

anadearmasxo‌:

That sounds interesting, by the way. How does one make slime though? that’s my question here.

Well apparently not this way because we definitely did it wrong. But something really similar. We don’t read instructions too well.

anadearmasxo‌:

You danced so hard and been feeling it for weeks? that’s different. it’s nice to meet you as well, Joe. Well, give me your british ideas now, You’ve gotten me so curious now.

I suppose I should’ve explained myself better, sorry. I’ve been doing Strictly Come Dancing since September that’s why I’ve been feeling the whole sore body thing. Lets see now.. Broadchurch, Torchwood, Doctor Who; I think the best way to approach it is just do a search for British television shows and see which ones might interest you based on the synopsis and go from there.

ohpetsch‌:

Sounds like we’re going all out with pranks then to me. To which i say, ‘ bring it on, sugg.’

We are, we really are. I just realized how hard it’ll be to pull pranks when we’re in different places; but I’m sure we’ll figure it out.

hometownxadele‌:

I know, that’s why I had my Twitter privileges taken away. Shopping online while drunk, that’s the best. You get packages on your doorstep in a week and you’re like what the fuck. I’ve had sex toys show up and I was wondering if they came to the wrong address.

Nobody can take my Twitter privileges away but that’s because I usually don’t drunk tweet. Hell sometimes I buy things while sober and it takes like two weeks to arrive; when I get that package I’m confused until I open it. Yeah you definitely shouldn’t shop drunk anymore.

hqmelton‌:

I ask that same question about flavored lube man and all I have to say is: It’s probably because they want more people to buy it.

But you can’t eat silly putty so what’s the sense? That’s the confusing part about it.

hometownxadele‌:

I’m like that when I’m online shopping. I once was shopping online, my kid was like “can you get me play dough?” At first, I was like the fuck, but I did it anyways.

The internet is dangerous, especially when you’re drunk. I’ve done clothes shopping while drunk.. that was interesting.

anadearmasxo‌:

Yesterday was a wonderful day, though I did party too hard but not off drinks. but I danced until my legs were extra sore the next day. Anyways, I’m Ana. What good is there to watch on TV? I’m kinda like avoiding getting up.

I feel you on the whole dancing until my legs are sore thing. I’ve had that for several weeks now. I’m Joe, nice to meet you Ana. I’d suggest something so typically British for television. But you can’t go wrong with a documentary on animals if you’re into that sort of thing.

jarpadxo‌:

The masks can be used for more than that, so why not collect them to use when you need them? Anyone who doesn’t agree with us are wrong. They’ll see that in time. What is the worst prank you’ve ever played on someone?

I have a clown mask that I’ve scared the shit out of my one friend with. It was also after we had seen IT. I put the masks on my one beanbag like doll that I have. Worst prank? A tough one because I’ve done so many. Probably the time I took my friend’s SD card that had his video for the weekend on it, putting it into a balloon, and then having two other SD cards with random things on them into different balloons. Then essentially made it harder for him to find the correct balloon his SD card was in because I blew up 2,000 balloons. The video is way more entertaining than this description.

anadearmasxo‌:

Uh huh, sure you did. I’m teasing you, nothing wrong with liking silly puddy anyways.

It’s kind of like playing with slime, the feel of it is very satisfying. I tried to make slime with my mate Oli once -- didn’t turn out so well but it was fun to attempt it.

ohpetsch‌:

I’m sorry the idea of a long flight literally makes my butt hurt from thinking about it. i don’t blame you, that is a boring option. it better be good smelling or im going to cry sorry not sorry. i probably will prank you back.

I’m used to long flights because I’ve done them so much over the years. I don’t do boring. Most scents are so fake when they’re done in products. It’ll probably smell like some sort of gum or candle that you can’t stand after awhile. You don’t prank a Sugg and get away with it.

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