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Patron Saint of Vermin ⱽⁱᵉʷᵉʳ ᴰⁱˢᶜʳᵉᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᴬᵈᵛⁱˢᵉᵈ

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Guy on hiking trail to his friend: “She met him at some ballroom dancing class and apparently he swept her off her feet”

The friend: “hey guys”

Us: “hello”

Original guy: “so I might need to stab him, idk”

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We haven’t gotten this much snow in my part of nc since he was born

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There’s something so attackable about him

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The ultimate curse of having good taste is when there’s no merch :(

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

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The best part is that I was 6 years old when Folie a Deux came out

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He misses 2014 tumblr

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He does not grasp the concept of a fitted sheet

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Mr. Bites My Fingers and Washes it Down with Parking Lot Puddles

[advent-of-the-icbm]

the lion does not concern himself with what his art looks like when the canvas is flipped

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Rn my dog is on hilarious amounts of trazodone because he needs to be on hard rest due to heart worms. But sometimes he gets riled up after his potty walks, so me n his dad have to try our best to discourage it so he doesn’t throw a clot and fucking die, but it is SO hysterically cute & fucked up when he’s begging us to play and we can’t engage.

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Inshallah he will enjoy agility training

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Rn my dog is on hilarious amounts of trazodone because he needs to be on hard rest due to heart worms. But sometimes he gets riled up after his potty walks, so me n his dad have to try our best to discourage it so he doesn’t throw a clot and fucking die, but it is SO hysterically cute & fucked up when he’s begging us to play and we can’t engage.

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