Hi i’m Joetato jonas

@joetato-jonas

You may remember me from my brothers? The Jonas? Or Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam? Bumblyburg is burnin’ up guys! I had to get in on this!

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Honesty hour - are you only doing camp rock 3 because you're broke?

“How DARE you. I’m doing it for the love of the game. For the love of the Jonas. And yes, the money is a nice touch. I’m not broke, I just like money!”

So you and Kendra?

“Who’s Kendra? Is that the girl who wandered onto the sound stage? Yeah, she’s an okay actor I guess. Not like, Jonas Brother level. Or Demi Potavato. But she helped me work on my Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly lines which was a lot of help.”

❛ you can't be here. go now! ❜ from Taylor grape

“It’s literally the sound stage for my new movie Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly! I am supposed to be here!” The Joe Jonas Potato Parody heaved a sigh. “Don’t tell me they got you to do the music! I know I said we didn’t want to write the songs, but I was just complaining to try to get more money!”

Taylor scoffed. "New money, suit and tie, I can read you like a magazine." Then, in reference to the question about her doing the music, she shakes her head. "Don't want money, just someone who wants my company."

"Aren't you... like, engaged? Not that I'm keeping up. The Weed and Pepper keep harassing me about it. Also, by the way, the scene I was rehearsing literally requires me to wear a suit, so you're really just reading the script."

"You don't understand, Mitchie! I only went solo because I thought you wanted to go solo. I was giving you your space. I was giving you... everything you said you wanted. I stayed. I waited. You knew where to find me. Right here, at Camp Rock. Where we always said we'd be waiting."

Joetato closed his eyes tightly, whipping his silky locks to the side as he dramatically turned his head. "Did you only come back to break my heart again?"

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Ohhh wow. This guy really leaned into the part. Better match the energy. "I said I wanted to figure out who I was! I never said I wanted that to be without you!" A root clutched to her chest, as if she were gripping at her own heart. Sweet mercy, if only she could cry on cue.. "You were supposed to come find me. Come with me. It was supposed to be an adventure. But you stayed. I... thought you gave up on me."

Joetato fell to his knees, dropping the script to grip his hair in his hands. "Why? Why? Why didn't we connect... with our Veg-rizon Overseas Data Plans?" He quickly pulled out his cell phone, turning to an invisible camera and flashing a quick grin. He then returned to his position on the ground. "Why didn't we communicate clearer? Mitchie, how much heartbreak could we have avoided if we just talked about it?"

"Who's Bob? Are you at the wrong studio? This is the on-location and sound stages for the Bumblyburg scenes in Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly. Is Bob that little tomato guy from that... Large... Thoughts? Studio? The real neurotic one? Kinda... like, short?" Joetato handed her a copy of the script. "Here, be useful, read the next line to me and let me bounce the lines off you."

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"You know what? Fine! Fine." She starts flipping to the same page as him, shaking her head. Might as well. A quick clearing of her throat, sharp inhale through the nose. "There's more to a partnership than connection. You go solo for this long, and think everything can go back to normal? Just because you missed me?"

Wow. Okay, compelling dialogue. Maybe there was something to this script after all.

"You don't understand, Mitchie! I only went solo because I thought you wanted to go solo. I was giving you your space. I was giving you... everything you said you wanted. I stayed. I waited. You knew where to find me. Right here, at Camp Rock. Where we always said we'd be waiting."

Joetato closed his eyes tightly, whipping his silky locks to the side as he dramatically turned his head. "Did you only come back to break my heart again?"

Joetato turned, script in hand, and looked at the stranger. "Excuse me? Who are you? Do you work here?" He motioned to the sound stage. "You're not some crazy fan, are you? Or else obviously you'd know that I'm rehearsing my dialogue for Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly? My brother Kiwiven would say 'This is where Connect 3... connected, again.' and I turn to Demi Potatavo and say, 'I've never felt a connection like this with anyone else ever before'. It's cinema. A masterpiece."

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Indignation was her first response- great. She gets back to the studio and now they have ego actors.

"Trust me, buddy, I'm no fan of yours." She gestures a root, brow furrowed. "And if you're running lines solo, you shouldn't be using the sound stage- you should be either using stage 6a or in a private meeting room. Unless Bob started giving special privileges to the new actors."

The sharpness softened, looking up at the rafters. The lighting rigs were still being set up, new equipment, new filters, top-down cameras... "This place has really... changed."

"Who's Bob? Are you at the wrong studio? This is the on-location and sound stages for the Bumblyburg scenes in Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly. Is Bob that little tomato guy from that... Large... Thoughts? Studio? The real neurotic one? Kinda... like, short?" Joetato handed her a copy of the script. "Here, be useful, read the next line to me and let me bounce the lines off you."

❛ you can't be here. go now! ❜ from Taylor grape

“It’s literally the sound stage for my new movie Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly! I am supposed to be here!” The Joe Jonas Potato Parody heaved a sigh. “Don’t tell me they got you to do the music! I know I said we didn’t want to write the songs, but I was just complaining to try to get more money!”

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❛ i've never felt a connection like this with anyone else ever before. ❜ (From Joetato Jonas)

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"Hold on, back up here." She stepped away a bit, roots held up in front of her. Something familiar, a knot in her chest- fear? Anxiety? Maybe something more old, more frozen. "I don;t think you know me enough to be saying anything like that."

Joetato turned, script in hand, and looked at the stranger. "Excuse me? Who are you? Do you work here?" He motioned to the sound stage. "You're not some crazy fan, are you? Or else obviously you'd know that I'm rehearsing my dialogue for Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly? My brother Kiwiven would say 'This is where Connect 3... connected, again.' and I turn to Demi Potatavo and say, 'I've never felt a connection like this with anyone else ever before'. It's cinema. A masterpiece."

#theveggieintern #gonna be honest I'm gonna immediately forget to tag these sorry

All along there was some invisible string tying you to me (For Jerry, from Joetato??)

"Do we wash it in the shower?"

"What? No, why would we wash the string? We could just cut it." Joetato said, confused. "Unless you like being tied to a famous celebrity, like, you're probably a big Camp Rock 2 fan, I know."

"I do keep bringing you the fire." he nods sagely.

"Look, this is you, this is me... maybe this is exactly where we're supposed to be."

All along there was some invisible string tying you to me (For Jerry, from Joetato??)

"Do we wash it in the shower?"

"What? No, why would we wash the string? We could just cut it." Joetato said, confused. "Unless you like being tied to a famous celebrity, like, you're probably a big Camp Rock 2 fan, I know."

"If you like breathing, you might want to fix this." (From Taylor)

"First you say I broke your heart, now you're saying I broke this... Lego thingy. When will the accusations end?" He cried out in dismay. He absolutely did both things. "You wouldn't really kill me over some silly little Lego set, would you?"

“They say looks can kill and I might try.”

"You, and that knife, cut me deep," Joetato said, nodding quickly, voice tight. "What would you have me do, Taylor? Haven't you held this grudge too long?"

"I don't deserve to die like this!" (Joetato)

“What died didn’t stay dead.” She mutters bitterly.

Joetato put a hand over his chest. "What are you implying? You don't think... my god, there have been a lot of weird deaths that don't stay deaths here. You don't think it's zombies, do you? Taylor Alison Grape, am I at risk of becoming a zombie?"

"If you like breathing, you might want to fix this." (From Taylor)

"First you say I broke your heart, now you're saying I broke this... Lego thingy. When will the accusations end?" He cried out in dismay. He absolutely did both things. "You wouldn't really kill me over some silly little Lego set, would you?"

A fan just reminded me that JONAS existed! Wow! You must be really dedicated to me - I mean, me and my brothers - because even I forgot it existed! Look at how young we were. Practically sprouts! Nect was the baby brother and Kiwiven - Kiwiven was just there, doing his own thing.

#Joe Jonas #Nick Jonas #Kevin Jonas #Jonas #Jonas brothers #Disney channel #parody

Wow! Just dug up this old poster for my best movie Camp Rock 2: the Final Jam! Nect and Kiwiven had the best time filming my film - our film, I mean. And Demi Potavato… IDK how they felt - we haven’t been in touch. Although the way celebrities are cropping up lately, more of us may show up soon!

I just don’t understand why there hasn’t been more buzz. I mean, we’re famous? Maybe everyone is just so starstruck they just can’t speak.

Anyway, this movie really was a great time for me and fans of me. Anyone have fond memories of this movie or funny stories? Great! Me too! We have that in common. See? Celebrities can be just like you too! You’re welcome.

#Joe Jonas #Disney channel #Nick Jonas #Kevin Jonas #demi lovato #parody #Disney #camp rock #camp rock 2 #dcom #Jonas brothers #Jonas

I can’t believe Taylor Grape is here too! It’s like I can’t get away from her. I mean, she got here first, but still!

I think she has some sort of grudge against me but I can’t possibly think of why? Did she not like my role as Shane Gray in Camp Rock 2: the Final Jam? But that was my best role! Ugh.

I thought 27 seconds was enough time for both of us to hash out our feelings and call it quits, but I guess some people just need more time. I get it, I’d have a hard time getting over me too - I’m pretty a-peel-ing - But it just sounds like a case of sour you know whats if you ask me.

#Taylor swift #Joe Jonas #parody

‘ i was there when you said forever and always. ’ (taylor)

Joetato startled, whipping around to face his ex, the famous Taylor Grape. He had hoped she hadn't found him here, but alas, being famous meant you couldn't hide for long. "Wow, funny seeing you here. I um... didn't think... you'd be here. Yeah, um, I remember the whole you being there but you know, I don't remember saying that exactly... um... doesn't sound like me. Sure that wasn't another one of your exes?"

Taylor narrowed her eyes slightly. "I remember it all too well." She shook her head looking directly at her ex which was impressive given that I don't think she has eyes? "It's been a long time. Seeing the shape of your name, still spells out pain."

Joe looked at her also with eyes? “It’s not my problem if you’re still hung up on me. I get it, but I’ve moved on. You should too. It’s been forever,” He said, and he looked away, feeling only a twinge of guilt. “Besides, that song you wrote about me made you good money. If anything you should thank me.”

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