joey .

` 🌸 child .

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[karahanbeylik]

by  bohemayol

[proudthereminmom]

That sound your ass makes when it's clapping off his pelvis

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[everydayfixxx]

[stability]

[mxdvs]

[zackisontumblr]

*clings to obama’s leg*

[simpleisnewluxury]

[danger]

[lucky-lust-blog]

[disqlosed]

We’re never done with killing time Can I kill it with you?

[kintrig-deactivated20170803]

[thehausoftay]

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[healthysexual-deactivated201907]

Break the ice with your partner:

“I read we should get retested for HIV.”

“I haven’t been tested in a while.”

“Will you go with me?”

“I feel better when I know.”

[nathanielnoir]

Follow me on Instagram @ nathanielnoir

[sense8]

Sense8, as told by @scruffydeanw. All-new Sense8 Christmas Special comes to @netflix on December 23. 

[villainloveshero]