jordison

drummer of slipknot , guitarist 4 murderdolls

[joeynumbr1]

sometime after slipknots first album release, a new communication app was rising. joey had heard of it through god knows where— but quickly became intrigued in the opportunities it had to offer.

notes, rules, etc under cut:

notes :

Im not at all intending to impersonate joey, I think that's kinda obvious, though. if you don't like the blog, feel free to block .

i follow back from @mcgovneydotcom (inactive acc!)

rules :

im only following back accounts that rp related, if you want my personal account, that's listed

pls don't spam asks, ill try to respond as soon as I can but if i don't get to it immediately there's a good chance im busy

go ahead n be weird lol

^ a follow up though, i have every right to delete an ask if it makes me overly uncomfortable, though that's rare.

headcanons :

trans joey is real . u're welcome .

he's dating wednesday13 :3c

in this, he hasn't talked to his biological dad ever since his parents divorced, and he rarely talks to his mom / siblings .

LAST UPDATED 6/24/25

^ a majority of the way i rp him is a lot of self projecting heh

[t8yl0r-8]

who was going to tell me joey was staring in a new vampire movie ??? super proud of my little short shit .

[t8yl0r-8]

that’s literally my drummer idk guys .

[joeynumbr1]

i added way more spice than normal to my ramen. God help us all.

[t8yl0r-8]

who was going to tell me joey was staring in a new vampire movie ??? super proud of my little short shit .

[t8yl0r-8]

that’s literally my drummer idk guys .

[joeynumbr1]

the devil couldn't reach me so he forced me to be busy 24/7 with EMPLOYMENT. AUUGUUUUHH😿😿😿😿

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[t8yl0r-8]

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

[joeynumbr1]

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

[t8yl0r-8]

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

[joeynumbr1]

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

[t8yl0r-8]

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

[joeynumbr1]

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[t8yl0r-8]

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[joeynumbr1]

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

[t8yl0r-8]

clearly you’re friends with me for SOME reason . 🥱

20 minutes ago and hilarious . my curls aren’t CRUNCHY you little ass wipe . 🙄

[joeynumbr1]

we found you in a porno shop. it has benefits. THATS ALL.

really? because it looks like if you combed it it'd stand up straight. please for the love of god stop dyeing it so often.

[t8yl0r-8]

yeah we know . you used to go stare at the didlo’s . 🫡

OKAY ITS NOT THAT BAD FUCK YOU ??? it’s… just like 70% dead ..

[joeynumbr1]

hey. a man knows what he wants.

SIIGHHHH. flips my healthy and beautiful hair and walks away

[t8yl0r-8]

we can tell . we can tell .

hey nathan ???? EAT MY ASS !!!!

[joeynumbr1]

bleaugh. nasty. you probably let it crust.

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[t8yl0r-8]

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

[joeynumbr1]

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

[t8yl0r-8]

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

[joeynumbr1]

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

[t8yl0r-8]

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

[joeynumbr1]

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[t8yl0r-8]

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[joeynumbr1]

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

[t8yl0r-8]

clearly you’re friends with me for SOME reason . 🥱

20 minutes ago and hilarious . my curls aren’t CRUNCHY you little ass wipe . 🙄

[joeynumbr1]

we found you in a porno shop. it has benefits. THATS ALL.

really? because it looks like if you combed it it'd stand up straight. please for the love of god stop dyeing it so often.

[t8yl0r-8]

yeah we know . you used to go stare at the didlo’s . 🫡

OKAY ITS NOT THAT BAD FUCK YOU ??? it’s… just like 70% dead ..

[joeynumbr1]

hey. a man knows what he wants.

SIIGHHHH. flips my healthy and beautiful hair and walks away

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[t8yl0r-8]

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

[joeynumbr1]

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

[t8yl0r-8]

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

[joeynumbr1]

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

[t8yl0r-8]

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

[joeynumbr1]

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[t8yl0r-8]

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[joeynumbr1]

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

[t8yl0r-8]

clearly you’re friends with me for SOME reason . 🥱

20 minutes ago and hilarious . my curls aren’t CRUNCHY you little ass wipe . 🙄

[joeynumbr1]

we found you in a porno shop. it has benefits. THATS ALL.

really? because it looks like if you combed it it'd stand up straight. please for the love of god stop dyeing it so often.

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[t8yl0r-8]

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

[joeynumbr1]

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

[t8yl0r-8]

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

[joeynumbr1]

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

[t8yl0r-8]

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

[joeynumbr1]

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[t8yl0r-8]

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[joeynumbr1]

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[t8yl0r-8]

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

[joeynumbr1]

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

[t8yl0r-8]

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

[joeynumbr1]

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

[t8yl0r-8]

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

[joeynumbr1]

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[t8yl0r-8]

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

[joeynumbr1]

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

[t8yl0r-8]

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

[joeynumbr1]

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[t8yl0r-8]

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

[joeynumbr1]

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[t8yl0r-8]

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

[t8yl0r-8]

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

[joeynumbr1]

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

[joeynumbr1]

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

[t8yl0r-8]

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[joeynumbr1]

?? kinky.

[notda1lyjoeyjord1son]

[joeynumbr1]

Hi. My name is Snapple. My background consists of. Watermelon. And lemonade.