Johnny the Hyperfixating Maniac

Elsen | Ny/Nys/Nym or It/It/Its | 20+ | fictive | JTHM ask blog | OK to tag art as kin | #Nny draws things - prompts under #Ask Meme | icon by me | header by @Poobit

[soulren]

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

THISITHAKHRLFHWLRHHLDJLEJTLCJGLK

[melliflouse-deactivated20250205]

I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

[steaming-compost-tea]

*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

not a week goes by without me remembering this jhonen vasquez strip and i so often want to reference it and i keep forgetting it is not, in fact, a well-known meme

[dateamonster]

[malk-with-tea]

THE CAKE WAS TRUE

prev drawing

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[neuteredcuck11]

I want to fucking wrap my car around a tree and die

[ancientsstudies]

Humanity runs on coffee.

[muddaisy]

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]

[zevte]

johnny the STUPID or whatever

also i have a bluesky now come say hi :D

Zevte (@zevte.bsky.social)

art n stuff :P

[noirtek]

draw mmy giving birth

i’m going to kill you with my bare fucking hands syd

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[initiala]

“I can fix him” girl you need to fix that sleep schedule first

[poolboyatthevampiremansionx]

I think this dude’s a homicidal maniac..idk..

[poolboyatthevampiremansionx]

Well maybe you should stop painting your wall with the blood of your victims maybe

[4nimalcanibal-deactivated202503]

weird amount of Johnny’s without context whatsoever