date a monster

a lighthearted sideblog in celebration of monsters and horror of all kinds

[dateamonster]

welcome to the pinned post

about the blog

we got da monsters, we got da horror, we got appreciation for weird transgressive art and genre fiction. sometimes other stuff? we shall see.

due to the nature of this blogs core theme, posts may occasionally veer towards gory or otherwise challenging subject matter, but i do try to keep things pg-13 rated and tag appropriately.

about me

my name is jessx. i use they/them pronouns. im an adult and my brain is weird. you can curry my favor by sending me asks about my ocs or sona. if you want to get risky with it you can try sharing your monsterfucker hot takes. i like to yap but im bad at maintaining conversations so feel free to poke me if i leave you hanging for too long.

i block blogs which espouse hateful or anti liberatory politics, harass others, or that i find annoying.

about tags

i tag mainly for organizational purposes. you can request i tag something for you to filter out, but the final call is mine. apologies in advance if i forget to tag something. im only inhuman.

i use #ungodly screeching for my original text posts for reasons that i feel will become obvious once you read them.

FAQ

do [vampires, orcs, whatever] count as real monsters?

what am i a cop?

whats your favorite monster?

changes regularly based on my present fixations

why haven't you finished this thing you said you were working on?

whatever it is most likely still technically in progress im just extremely bad about finishing the things i start and also a mentally ill disabled person with a full time job lol

was this post you made about supernatural?

unless i said so in the post itself, probably not. not everything is about supernatural.

do people really assume your posts are about supernatural so often that it warranted mention in your faq?

yes.

i have the plushie in your pfp!

gribble time < °w° >

anyway that was my pinned post did you like it did i do a good job please feel free to rate it five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[saucefunk]

you’re a strange animal

[personostient]

Doctor’s Accomplice.

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[entnoot]

Commission of Squishy the goblin sorcerer for Tallon! 🔥

[dateamonster]

started reading "spread me". im very excited about it. nevertheless, the overtly lampshaded john carpenters "the thing" referencing + referencing the tumblr baby slut post within a handful of pages from each other was a Test i didnt expect to encounter so soon into the story.

[dateamonster]

whatever man *takes a biiiiiiiig lick of my lollipop*

[dateamonster]

thaaaaaats right its moreau monday biiiiiitch

[dateamonster]

pride party swag

[dateamonster]

guys is this real? can anyone confirm if this is real?

[paper-mario-wiki]

seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.

VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!

[ellienamored]

okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like "oooo look at me i'm so-and-soooo" and make fun of them. if it's really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear

[paper-mario-wiki]

people use this as an excuse way too often!!!!!!

for people with static bodies, you have to understand how personal their facade is to their identity, and how traumatizing it can be for them to be stolen from them, even as a "joke".

[bardboys]

genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings... like. you're mad at us for saying you shouldn't shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it's incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don't care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄

[paper-mario-wiki]

THANK YOU. i try not to speak for statties too often (im not sure if i can say that word but "static beings" is kind of a mouthful, plz lemme know if thats not ok), but so many people literally act like you didn't see the heartbreaking footage of Elvis pushing through his final show while his soul escaped his body!! as if it isn't compulsive in the American school system to watch that footage in grade 8!!!

and most people just FORGAVE john lennon for straight up SOLICITING SHIFTERS IN HIS AUDIENCE TO TAKE ON THE FORM OF ELVIS WHILE HE WAS ALSO PERFORMING A CONCERT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS HIM. i mean, he was shot about it eventually but nowadays people talk about him like he didnt basically kill a man live on stage.

it's fucking gross honestly and not enough people take this shit seriously.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey, quick question. What do you mean "or place"???

Are you like, shapeshifting into the titanic or something? The leaning tower of piza?

[paper-mario-wiki]

it's not my job to educate you.

[dateamonster]

well fellas, we have found ourselves in yet another beautiful

moreau monday

[dateamonster]

dont be fooled by the propaganda, moreau and heathcliff are good friends on and off the set!

[rullikka]

Everyone say hi to my newest puppet Julius! He can be found in a library, although do not mistake them for a librarian. Library dragons and librarian dragons are not the same!! He has a book hoarding problem and unfortunately not a book reading problem. 🐉📚

(They're made out of mostly recycled materials except the green body fur fabric that was bought new! it was sponsored for this project by my friend who is this lovely dragon's fairy godfather!)

[neon-ufo]

✦ Falin ✦

[abby-howard]

A couple scenes from a little gay vampire story I was kicking around a couple years ago! I sometimes do little pencils-only scenes for things and never post them. But I was looking back at these and was like why not? They're cute!

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.

[zoesupreme]

I think overall there will probably be devastating long term effects on the movie industry from a horror movie based on a youtube video based on a 4chan post making 7 times it's budget on opening weekend but I think the movie itself is probably preddy good

[zoesupreme]

what studios are going to take away from this, unfortunately, is not that building practical sets instead of green screen stages and taking a risk on a 20 year old first time director can sometimes pay off and elevate a really thin script into something more substantial. they are going to start asking themselves how do we make a movie out of that one post that says notice how there was no wednesday this week

[dinoserious]

mug o earl

[galacticgoldfishart]

Thinking about the sauce

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess