profoundly sowhattish

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Being miserable builds character.

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“Will you marry me? Why not?”

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A confident manner and a winning smile will hide the emptiness inside.

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Cheerful. In progress.

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The Apocalypse did away with human civilization in five seconds flat. The last, sad remnants of mankind survived on dead rats and cold gravel.

On the plus side, no one had to worry about Facebook’s privacy settings ever again.

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In progress

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Sally’s getting on a bit. But she’s still a total badass.

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Boris deserves a fork who understands him.

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All alone in the Castle of Terror... But the night was peaceful, and Mike was fine.

Until suddenly he wasn’t...

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Kevin is frequently quite unable to contain his mad passion for the ballet.

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Repost, yay!

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In progress.

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She’s got the skills, she’s got the moves, she’s got the outfit. She’s got no impulse control whatsoever. 

Mayhem will ensue.

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Allons-y !

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A fat fellow in a fez! Friendly, too. What’s not to like?

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Repost. Because why not?

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When Burt was four, his teddy bear was stolen. It’s been downhill ever since.

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Trevor’s superpower is self-importance. He was bitten by a radioactive right-wing politician when he was young.

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The four suspects had all been lead singers i moderately successful punk rock bands in the late seventies. Whether this had any bearing on the case was still not clear, but Chief Superintendent Baryschnikov did not believe in such a thing as coincidence.