.

former all american high school football star.

[johmtron]

i need to go cuddle with my cats goodbye.

[shrr-deactivated20200427]

-

[duckled]

I’ve finally found someone who understands me.

[johmtron]

did we just form a mutual bond over owning too many animals.

[johmtron]

i have decided i'm going to get a bunny tomorrow.

[johmtron]

duckled said: And I thought I had a lot of pets.

being an adult is absolutely horrifying i just want to surround myself with animals because i know that real people are awful and animals aren't.

[johmtron]

i have five pet cats. three lizards. two turtles. and a large snake.

[johmtron]

i just got out of the shower.

[daebid]

ok

[johmtron]

quickly quickly rapidoly goes to take a shower.

[gracefuldreamer]

[myfearsareholdingmeback]

I don’t have much money but boy if I did, I’d buy a big house where we both could live.

[johmtron]

shout out to all my homies for giving me 50 followers finally.

[johmtron]

*sensually shoves my entire arm up your anus.*

[daebid]

a kiss would definitely help B)

[johmtron]

i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna kiss up your gay face. i’m going to hold you in my giant yaoi hands and kiss you and maybe accidentally jab your eyes out with my yaoi dorito chin.

[daebid]

fisting

[torridgallant]

whoa calm down all i said was ‘yo’ id hate to think what youd say if i tacked on a ‘sup’ at the end of it

[johmtron]

i’d have hunted you down and shoved my entire fist down your throat.

[johmtron]

i'm black and asian. blasian. blaze....shin....blaze.....get blazed 420 hahahahaha......