[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[shetheyslain]

Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

[shetheyslain]

Making my tits a linkedin account

[tboyswag2420]

every time u reduce Brokeback mountain to "haha gay cowboy" 50 gay people die. is this what you want people? is this what you want???

[kaylmao]

someone broke into my house and stole my pronouns when i was sleeping. i mean someone broke into the house and stole some pronouns while people slept

[kosmogrl]

they’re doing this to me every day now

[unalivejournal]

22 year old: I'm 22

High schooler: and that's okay! It's crazy that you haven't withered up and died yet

[sacred-portal]

[ryan-sometimes]

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

[omtai]

Bugs gimme bugs gimme bugs

[louisegluckpdf]

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[leeline]

you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em

[cassriel-deactivated20200803]

St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Dublin

March 24th, 2016

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

brunette shawty with the bug eyes I would blow my head clean off if u told me to

[i-am-a-fish]

trying to scroll tumblr in bed but my boob keeps making contact with the touch screen and halting progress

[playthings2007]

Keep salting the wound I'm close