Baddest British Bitch

Saratoga was not actually my fault

[john-burgoyne]

Did you hear that on Lin Manuel Miranda’s auto bio he films Christopher Jackson having sex with Salma Hayek? Everyone’s talking about Prince Henry’s cock, why don’t we talk about this?

I have... far too many questions.

[john-burgoyne]

If today was the last day of your life, how would you spend it?

Sailing back to Britain! I refuse to die in America!

[john-burgoyne]

https://www.tumblr.com/john-burgoyne/722217691641987072/john-burgoyne

Bro, that’s André’s brother

Oh?

[john-burgoyne]

show me your BOOBS!!!!

I refuse!

[john-burgoyne]

Show us your BOOBS

Nay!

[john-burgoyne]

show me your TITS!!!!

I don't have any pet birds!

[william-louis-andre]

@john-burgoyne

Uh... Hello?

[john-burgoyne]

Hm? What? What do you need?

[john-burgoyne]

Omg slay you would adore @chopinski-official and @franzliszt-official

I highly doubt so.

[chopinski-official]

Just so disappointed…

[franzliszt-official]

I highly agree with it! Only a heartless man would not adore the two of us! Right, Frycek?

[john-burgoyne]

I adore only the crown. And neither of you seem quite loyal to the crown.

[franzliszt-official]

I'm a Magyar who's loyal to the Hungarian Revolution.

[chopinski-official]

And I am loyal to the Poles and the rightful Kingdom of Poland. Yet, despite our different aims, Franz and I get along(ish). I call you just disagreeable.

[john-burgoyne]

You are neither English, nor loyal men of the crown? Foolish! Do you even drink tea?

[chopinski-official]

Um… Coffee?

[john-burgoyne]

Pathetic.

[john-burgoyne]

Omg slay you would adore @chopinski-official and @franzliszt-official

I highly doubt so.

[chopinski-official]

Just so disappointed…

[franzliszt-official]

I highly agree with it! Only a heartless man would not adore the two of us! Right, Frycek?

[john-burgoyne]

I adore only the crown. And neither of you seem quite loyal to the crown.

[franzliszt-official]

I'm a Magyar who's loyal to the Hungarian Revolution.

[chopinski-official]

And I am loyal to the Poles and the rightful Kingdom of Poland. Yet, despite our different aims, Franz and I get along(ish). I call you just disagreeable.

[john-burgoyne]

You are neither English, nor loyal men of the crown? Foolish! Do you even drink tea?

[real-king-george-iii]

omg this is embarrassing 🤦‍♀️ can you all suck dick and move on

[john-burgoyne]

Your majesty! You have returned.

[john-burgoyne]

Omg slay you would adore @chopinski-official and @franzliszt-official

I highly doubt so.

[chopinski-official]

Just so disappointed…

[franzliszt-official]

I highly agree with it! Only a heartless man would not adore the two of us! Right, Frycek?

[john-burgoyne]

I adore only the crown. And neither of you seem quite loyal to the crown.

[franzliszt-official]

I'm a Magyar who's loyal to the Hungarian Revolution.

[chopinski-official]

And I am loyal to the Poles and the rightful Kingdom of Poland. Yet, despite our different aims, Franz and I get along(ish). I call you just disagreeable.

[john-burgoyne]

You are neither English, nor loyal men of the crown? Foolish! Do you even drink tea?

[john-burgoyne]

Omg slay you would adore @chopinski-official and @franzliszt-official

I highly doubt so.

[chopinski-official]

Just so disappointed…

[franzliszt-official]

I highly agree with it! Only a heartless man would not adore the two of us! Right, Frycek?

[john-burgoyne]

I adore only the crown. And neither of you seem quite loyal to the crown.

[john-burgoyne]

Omg slay you would adore @chopinski-official and @franzliszt-official

I highly doubt so.

[chopinski-official]

Just so disappointed…

[john-burgoyne]

The feeling is common. Who are you again?

[john-burgoyne]

Omg slay you would adore @chopinski-official and @franzliszt-official

I highly doubt so.

[john-burgoyne]

AYYYYY HE'S BACK

Tis Burgoyne!

[john-burgoyne]

You're alive

No, I am Burgoyne.

[john-burgoyne]

PSSSSSSSSSSSS

Are you trying to do what people do for cats?

[john-burgoyne]

Happy belated birthday bestie!!!!!

Someone remembered! Incredibly late... but they did!