Hi! Im John Tumblr! I love Tumbling!

They implemented John Tumblr. They said it couldn't be done. We have the technology. Nothing can stop us but ourselves. But why would we stop? We yearn for power. We yearn for fame. We yearn for riches. For what? Why must we? We yearn for power to fix things. We yearn for riches to live. We yearn of fame to be known. And yet in the end, we have given all undeserving what we yearn. We let them control what we see. And what we see is what we behold. And what we behold is what we are. It doesn't have to be this way, however. We can try It won't be easy Won't be peaceful But it can happen. ... Im John Tumblr!

[john-tum-blr-offical]

...

am I your uncle now?

like your cool non binary uncle since I used to be a clone of your father

@host-of-evil-pukishow-offical

Damn

Fr?

Welcome uncle! You're #Tumblr-tastic!

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

wanna go kidnap somebody's boyfriend and force them to play old flash games together?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

HELL YEAH! THIS IS #FABULMR (fabulous + tumblr)

(Also just realised, you called my parent 'father's how'd I not realise)

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

Hey, can I be on the talkshow lol? Out of arg and AU I'm just doing this lol

SURE!!!

THISLL BE

GREAT!!!

JOHN, THE SET!!!!!

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Ok boss!

*leaves and sets up the #Stagelr (Stage + Tumblr)*

[john-tum-blr-offical]

...

am I your uncle now?

like your cool non binary uncle since I used to be a clone of your father

@host-of-evil-pukishow-offical

Damn

Fr?

Welcome uncle! You're #Tumblr-tastic!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

THE GREATEST SHOW OF YOUR LIVES!!! yet again we will state that our host is not @evil-pukicho-real-offical

JOHN! HIT THE LIGHTS

WELCOME BACK DANNY!

BEEN A WHILE HASNT IT!

BUT

WOWZERS

DO WE HAVE A WON-

[WE STILL NEED A FUCKING SUSIE REPLACEMENT]

… What?

Didn’t you all love my games all that time ago?

why won’t you…

I guess I’ll just have to dismantle all of my hard work…

Postie: We can play on your show, it’s fine really!

WOWZERS!!!

You will!

JOHN, THE GAME!!!

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch

[john-tum-blr-offical]

(whoops, wrong account)

*the stage gets dropped on screen in a #Coolr (Cool + Tumblr] way*

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

JOHN!!! WHERES THE SODA FIZZ TEXTURED POPCORN?

@john-tum-blr-offical

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the Soda fizz textured popcorn, it's #Tumblricious

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and what about the staticpops?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the staticpops, I #Dislr (Dislike + Tumblr) them, but hey, you like them boss

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and will you make sure to make sure that [insert ramb here] is stocked up on the canned laughter?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah boss, [Insert whoever Tumblr Ramb would be here] is stocked up to the fullest boss, i totally know what youre #Tumblrking (Tumblr + Talking) about

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and are all the cameras and lights ready?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Up and ready! We can start #Showtimblr (Showtime + Tumblr) now!

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

then once the @sans-the-skeleconch spamton ark ends

itll be time for

THE!!!

EVIL!!!!

PU-KI-SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

also can you find the guy that stole my word art

[john-tum-blr-offical]

on it boss, I'll find the #Tumblrief (tumblr +thief)!!!

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and is the

SHOWSTOPPER!!!

ready for its big reveal?

((ooc the computer with the word art broke so now i need to start from scratch))

[john-tum-blr-offical]

*i turn around back to you* It is, boss! The showstopper is #Tumblready! (Tumblr + Ready)

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

JOHN!!! WHERES THE SODA FIZZ TEXTURED POPCORN?

@john-tum-blr-offical

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the Soda fizz textured popcorn, it's #Tumblricious

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and what about the staticpops?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the staticpops, I #Dislr (Dislike + Tumblr) them, but hey, you like them boss

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and will you make sure to make sure that [insert ramb here] is stocked up on the canned laughter?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah boss, [Insert whoever Tumblr Ramb would be here] is stocked up to the fullest boss, i totally know what youre #Tumblrking (Tumblr + Talking) about

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and are all the cameras and lights ready?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Up and ready! We can start #Showtimblr (Showtime + Tumblr) now!

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

then once the @sans-the-skeleconch spamton ark ends

itll be time for

THE!!!

EVIL!!!!

PU-KI-SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

also can you find the guy that stole my word art

[john-tum-blr-offical]

on it boss, I'll find the #Tumblrief (tumblr +thief)!!!

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

JOHN!!! WHERES THE SODA FIZZ TEXTURED POPCORN?

@john-tum-blr-offical

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the Soda fizz textured popcorn, it's #Tumblricious

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and what about the staticpops?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the staticpops, I #Dislr (Dislike + Tumblr) them, but hey, you like them boss

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and will you make sure to make sure that [insert ramb here] is stocked up on the canned laughter?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah boss, [Insert whoever Tumblr Ramb would be here] is stocked up to the fullest boss, i totally know what youre #Tumblrking (Tumblr + Talking) about

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and are all the cameras and lights ready?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Up and ready! We can start #Showtimblr (Showtime + Tumblr) now!

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

JOHN!!! WHERES THE SODA FIZZ TEXTURED POPCORN?

@john-tum-blr-offical

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the Soda fizz textured popcorn, it's #Tumblricious

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and what about the staticpops?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the staticpops, I #Dislr (Dislike + Tumblr) them, but hey, you like them boss

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and will you make sure to make sure that [insert ramb here] is stocked up on the canned laughter?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah boss, [Insert whoever Tumblr Ramb would be here] is stocked up to the fullest boss, i totally know what youre #Tumblrking (Tumblr + Talking) about

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

JOHN!!! WHERES THE SODA FIZZ TEXTURED POPCORN?

@john-tum-blr-offical

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the Soda fizz textured popcorn, it's #Tumblricious

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

and what about the staticpops?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the staticpops, I #Dislr (Dislike + Tumblr) them, but hey, you like them boss

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

JOHN!!! WHERES THE SODA FIZZ TEXTURED POPCORN?

@john-tum-blr-offical

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Here boss, got the Soda fizz textured popcorn, it's #Tumblricious

[john-tum-blr-officol]

Greetings John

@john-tum-blr-offical

hello fellow John

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I love being John, it's so #Tumblr-tastic

[john-tum-blr-officol]

yes

we are real john

we do the real john agreeing

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I #Tumblgree (Tumblr + agree*

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wish to join us fellow real john?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

join what?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

the real john clublr (club+tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah, ill #Joinlr (Join + Tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wanna know a secret

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

...

none of us are actually john

[john-tum-blr-offical]

aww..

[john-tum-blr-officol]

weve just ben pretending to be him

so that the boss doesnt get angry

[john-tum-blr-offical]

yeah, i know

Just glad the boss aint know yet

Anyways now we need a third John, now id like to be #Tumbluey (Tumblr + Pluey) so we need a battat and Jongler

[john-tum-blr-officol]

i feel like id be the batatt

now we just need someone to make a john tumblr official to be johnglr

...

get it?

also our catswing should be called johnjazz

[john-tum-blr-offical]

#Tumblrtastic name

[john-tum-blr-officol]

anyway can you be john for a bi, im tired.

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

Ok, time to be #Tumbluey

[john-tum-blr-officol]

...

wrong blog

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Ok, time to be #Tumbluey

[john-tum-blr-officol]

Greetings John

@john-tum-blr-offical

hello fellow John

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I love being John, it's so #Tumblr-tastic

[john-tum-blr-officol]

yes

we are real john

we do the real john agreeing

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I #Tumblgree (Tumblr + agree*

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wish to join us fellow real john?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

join what?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

the real john clublr (club+tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah, ill #Joinlr (Join + Tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wanna know a secret

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

...

none of us are actually john

[john-tum-blr-offical]

aww..

[john-tum-blr-officol]

weve just ben pretending to be him

so that the boss doesnt get angry

[john-tum-blr-offical]

yeah, i know

Just glad the boss aint know yet

Anyways now we need a third John, now id like to be #Tumbluey (Tumblr + Pluey) so we need a battat and Jongler

[john-tum-blr-officol]

i feel like id be the batatt

now we just need someone to make a john tumblr official to be johnglr

...

get it?

also our catswing should be called johnjazz

[john-tum-blr-offical]

#Tumblrtastic name

[john-tum-blr-officol]

Greetings John

@john-tum-blr-offical

hello fellow John

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I love being John, it's so #Tumblr-tastic

[john-tum-blr-officol]

yes

we are real john

we do the real john agreeing

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I #Tumblgree (Tumblr + agree*

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wish to join us fellow real john?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

join what?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

the real john clublr (club+tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah, ill #Joinlr (Join + Tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wanna know a secret

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

...

none of us are actually john

[john-tum-blr-offical]

aww..

[john-tum-blr-officol]

weve just ben pretending to be him

so that the boss doesnt get angry

[john-tum-blr-offical]

yeah, i know

Just glad the boss aint know yet

Anyways now we need a third John, now id like to be #Tumbluey (Tumblr + Pluey) so we need a battat and Jongler

[john-tum-blr-officol]

Greetings John

@john-tum-blr-offical

hello fellow John

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I love being John, it's so #Tumblr-tastic

[john-tum-blr-officol]

yes

we are real john

we do the real john agreeing

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I #Tumblgree (Tumblr + agree*

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wish to join us fellow real john?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

join what?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

the real john clublr (club+tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah, ill #Joinlr (Join + Tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wanna know a secret

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

...

none of us are actually john

[john-tum-blr-offical]

aww..

[john-tum-blr-officol]

Greetings John

@john-tum-blr-offical

hello fellow John

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I love being John, it's so #Tumblr-tastic

[john-tum-blr-officol]

yes

we are real john

we do the real john agreeing

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I #Tumblgree (Tumblr + agree*

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wish to join us fellow real john?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

join what?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

the real john clublr (club+tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah, ill #Joinlr (Join + Tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wanna know a secret

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

Greetings John

@john-tum-blr-offical

hello fellow John

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I love being John, it's so #Tumblr-tastic

[john-tum-blr-officol]

yes

we are real john

we do the real john agreeing

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I #Tumblgree (Tumblr + agree*

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wish to join us fellow real john?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

join what?

[john-tum-blr-officol]

the real john clublr (club+tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-offical]

Yeah, ill #Joinlr (Join + Tumblr)

[john-tum-blr-officol]

Greetings John

@john-tum-blr-offical

hello fellow John

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I love being John, it's so #Tumblr-tastic

[john-tum-blr-officol]

yes

we are real john

we do the real john agreeing

[john-tum-blr-offical]

I #Tumblgree (Tumblr + agree*

[john-tum-blr-officol]

do you wish to join us fellow real john?

[john-tum-blr-offical]

join what?