Johnisnotawesome

John 21 SoCal MUA "Life is a game, sometimes you need to gamble" -J.B. SC: johnisnotawesom IG : johnisnotawesome

[thriveworks]

2017 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Finalists (see 7 more)

[hairstylesbeauty]

[hairstylesbeauty]

[selenaquintanillaperez]

[fuegokingg]

RIP

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[cosmicfunnies]

[pseudocoding]

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

[weavemama]

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

[ruinedchildhood]

we’re all waiting @ 2017

[makeuphall]

100 Years of Halloween Costumes in 3 minutes

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[livefastdontdie]

[pettycentral]

[goodreadss]

Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.

Kurt Vonnegut (via goodreadss)

[thedragoninmygarage]

[nico-incognito]

[did-you-know]

China has clone towns that are replicas of popular cities from other countries, like Paris, Venice, London, and Jackson Hole, Wyoming. ‘Paris’ is almost a ghost town, because the cost of living is high and jobs are scarce - but people will pay millions to live in fake Wyoming, because it’s closer to Shanghai. Source Source 2 Source 3

[zirese]

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Gotta admit this is pretty freaking funny

[justcariii]

Lmao wtf

[callmedeku24]

Lmfaoooooo

[grandpaq]

This used to be me with sparklers on the 4th