Love, Sex and Ramen

Sean. 28. it's good enough to try your best. 💖

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[herr-melin]

meep.

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

he really came out and just said “e”

[oogaboogaspookyman]

e

[largishcat]

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

[mayorofnowhere]

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

[grumpy-gh0st]

Apparently the rapture is supposed to happen tomorrow or Wednesday and so Christians are selling stuff on Facebook marketplace

[greeniery]

thanks for the intel i need some new kitchen chairs

[livefastdontdie]

> the end of days is tomorrow

> time to make a few extra bucks by selling my blender

Obsessed with this train of thought

[beardedmrbean]

No words exist to cover how badly I want to see this whole thing now

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[datafags]

Which is more fuckable?

Space Needle

Habitat 67

I'm a coward (see results)

Voting ended onMay 19, 2025

[happyotherbeing]

I want to know how people think habitat 67 is more fuckable??

[what-even-is-thiss]

Personality, obviously.

[schifty-al]

Some people prefer aesthetics of yonic structures over phallic structures

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve never seen a penis shaped like that before

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

but youve seen a pussy shaped like habitat 67?

[what-even-is-thiss]

You don’t know my life

[slutauthority]

don’t know why he looks like that ok

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]

guys the block is not tofu. he is eating a chunk of congealed beef grease

[gunsandfireandshit]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

im losing it

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[kushblazer666]

she is a parody of herself

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[livefastdontdie]

Trump and Musk is somehow turning out worse than I was even imagining…where the hell are the deep state assassins or whatever conspiracy theorists are always on about when you need them

[pjharvey]

bisexual charli xcx fan antiwoke center right normie ivy league grad italian american named luigi from one of maryland’s richest families.