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@johnlaurens28
Yo Evening ladies... men
Wassup! I am the great John Laurens.
Yes, l've arisen from the grave. Here to haunt you all... Hamilton. I have recently found the joy in technology, here on tumblr.
Some information you may like:
He/Him, queer, suffering from the lose of my-uh... Hamilton. Who was sadly shot by @therealaaronburr1836
I need a drink.
HELLO
LOVE YOU
BYE
OhâŠ
WellâŠI love you too stranger!
-John Laurens
mr burr i am fucking writhing on the floor. do you have anyone you want me to project these cramps onto because fucking ow
I have several people I dislike that you could do that to.
Hm..
That would be very unprofessional of me, no, I shall not⊠Just, secretly do it to @johnlaurens28, I am sure he would not mind.
-A.Burr (Your⊠I donât even know.)
Again with the âperiod thingsâ!
Iâm a man!! A very manly man!! I donât have periods!
Unbelievable. I come back to thisâŠI need a drink.
-John Laurens
Itâs ok John⊠We should get a drink together. It has been a while since I have seen you..
-A.Burrđ
Same to you BurrâŠ
Iâm glad to see you againâŠvery
Iâll pay the tab. My treat.
-John Laurens
mr burr i am fucking writhing on the floor. do you have anyone you want me to project these cramps onto because fucking ow
I have several people I dislike that you could do that to.
Hm..
That would be very unprofessional of me, no, I shall not⊠Just, secretly do it to @johnlaurens28, I am sure he would not mind.
-A.Burr (Your⊠I donât even know.)
Again with the âperiod thingsâ!
Iâm a man!! A very manly man!! I donât have periods!
Unbelievable. I come back to thisâŠI need a drink.
-John Laurens
how do you feel about ghosts?
Ghosts? Only on weekends, when Iâve had a few drinksâŠthatâs when I see them.
Other then that I donât see them
-John Laurens
hello! i forgot to message you when i was first introducing myself to my other stepdads, i'm one of burr's newer children!
-đŠ
Ah! Burr has another child? Whoâs the mother- or..father?
Iâm responsible enough to be a step dad right? I can take you to get a drink!
-John Laurens
Question, are you still dating Laurens? Like is that still happening?
I am still dating @johnlaurens28 , yes.
But.. the other oneâŠ
âŠ
Perhaps I bite off more than I can chew.
-A.Burr (Your President.)
We are still together. Iâm currently planning a date for us.
At the bar of course.
-John Laurens
Am I including you in my official father count or not?
- đ
I supposeâŠI believe Burr is lying about you being âfreakyââŠso far youâve been fine
-John Laurens
I tried taking your advice on "picking up ladies," Mr. Laurens, but I don't think it worked ...
One of the ladies said "I thought you were queer?" Not quite sure what that meant ... I don't think I'm odd? (â ;â ;â ;â ă»â _â ă»â )
Signed, đșanon
Oh dearâŠmaybe you just approached em wrong? You gotta be confident! Big! Offer em a drink!
I donât tink youâre odd justâŠ.inexperiencedâŠin a nice way
-John Laurens
đïžđđïž
@johnlaurensoffical
Another meâŠ
Wanna go grab a drink and talk about our troubles?
-John Laurens
Please adopt me?
- đ
Peach I fear weâve been over this. But since youâre so insistent. Iâll go fetch the paper works.
After a drink or twoâŠ
-John Laurens
So thatâs a yes?
Itâs not a noâŠlet me have a talk with my peers and gather said papers. And I said after my drinking this evening.đș
-John Laurens
Please adopt me?
- đ
Peach I fear weâve been over this. But since youâre so insistent. Iâll go fetch the paper works.
After a drink or twoâŠ
-John Laurens
Oh I can, uh, meet you there! Um....how do you pick up ladies? (â ââ _â ââ )
Signed, đșanon
Oh! Well Iâm glad you asked dear friend! First! You got to put on a charm, smooth talk emâŠdonât rush them! Unless they like it fast-
But em a drink or two, flirt but donât! Be too touchyâŠIâve learned the hard way
And as for how manyâŠweâll see what you got first
-John Laurens
can uou put a cigarette or three out on me
Well, I think that would hurtâŠbut if you say soâŠ
Come hereâŠitâll sting
-John Laurens
I could go get a drink with you, Mr. Laurens! Although, uh, what tavern would it be at? (â ;â Ćâ ïčâ Ćâ )
And how many ladies are we "picking up...?"
Signed, đșanon
Oh hoho! Why hello there~
Iâll be at the Stone Tavern! I know lots of ladies that hang around there~ plus! I get drinks there for free on Fridaysđ
-John Laurens
Yo! Anyone want to go get a drink with me!? And pick up some ladies~đ
If i can not project my period pains into you then i will project them into thomas
No no, do not do that. He already has to deal with such pain.
Give it to Laurens.
@johnlaurens28
-A.Burr (Your President.)
Why me! As I said before! âI WANT TO GET WOMEN! NOT BE ONE!â
I do not need said period pains! I have business to attend to!! I do not need the âcrampsâ or ânauseaâ!
Give them to Hamilton! Heâs been through worseâŠheâll live.
-John Laurens
