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2014-07-28

Can I have one of the Stars in the Sky?

Answer:

you are one of the stars in the heavens

ghoulwitch said: my kind of place!!!!!!!!!

me too!!! except there is also homework and no matter how hard you try to get rid of it it just keeps coming back.

akemoji said: i’m ake. pronounced ah-kay.

like okay but ah instead of o?

akemoji said: yes. i’m so disappointed in you.

as long as god still loves me i think i’ll be okay. i’m john though!

akemoji said: heck.

was that too explicit? should i say h*ck instead?

ghoulwitch said: hello. whats heck like this time of year

BURNING HOT and FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SINFUL MEMES.

#it is strangely also looks exactly like my room and i am also strangely there.

akemoji and ghoulwitch started following you

hi there!! welcome to heck! welcome to heck!

#rebuke the devil.

i can’t wait to make more catholic memes to print out and post on dave’s door.

#rebuke the devil.

mxpiggy replied to your post: mxpiggy replied to your post: mxpiggy ...

You can sell me one of your bibles for $100

you’d buy a bible???????? i’ve got tons of them!

actually. uh. i don’t know if i should be selling any of them. i could rent one out to you, though!!! i can even recommend some great verses for you to read!

#did you know theres a talking donkey in the bible?#mxpiggy

mxpiggy replied to your post: mxpiggy started following you

I appreciate the offer, but I have already been baptized, violently, several times over. I think I’m good to go

yeesh! sorry about that. baptisms should be a one time deal. and should also be done very gently and with a willing participant.

#if you have any friends who need baptized.............#i need money for a present but as a small catholic child the only money i can make legally is the jesus bucks sister mary hands out.#and those are only good for candy and pencils.

why isn’t dave paying attention to me, future GOD pope, instead of his weird satan music?

#rebuke the devil.

daveperhaps replied to your post: :3c

STOP

>:3c

#daveperhaps

mxpiggy started following you

prepare to be SAVED!!!*

#for only $12.99 i'll baptize you in my dorm!!!#mxpiggy #*i can't guarantee that you'll go to heaven but i can dump bottled water on your head.

:3c

#rebuke the devil.

seppin

When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them

phew! i’m so glad the Lord sent me his blessings to make a new blog. it was about time, jc!

#rebuke the devil.

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