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Jon is a bird, a vulture. Usually. He's my daughter's familiar, and for reasons still baffling to me she charmed him so that he could assume human form whenever he wanted. I call him a bird all the time (even when he's human) because it's funny to me honestly

i cant believe i wasnt deceived at all......it was me who was fooling myself.......

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You can sell me one of your bibles for $100

you’d buy a bible???????? i’ve got tons of them!

actually. uh. i don’t know if i should be selling any of them. i could rent one out to you, though!!! i can even recommend some great verses for you to read!

#did you know theres a talking donkey in the bible?#mxpiggy

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prepare to be SAVED!!!*

#for only $12.99 i'll baptize you in my dorm!!!#mxpiggy #*i can't guarantee that you'll go to heaven but i can dump bottled water on your head.