John Mulaney Out Of Context

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Are you alive? You don't have to bring the blog back, I just wanted to know if youre okay.

Omg Im sorry i am alive Im just bad at things

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Well

This has aged poorly

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Looking for help.

So I've had to ask for monetary help before and luckily someone was able to help me. Now, I'm in a different boat. I'm currently caring for my 70-year-old grandmother who is suffering from dementia. However, I can no longer live with her at her care facility. This has left me 2 options. Move out and pay 700 dollars a month in rent or pay back my student loan balance of nearly 9000 dollars and live off those benefits. Neither is possible for me right now. I already owe nearly 850 dollars in rent. I am actively job-hunting as well as looking for a loan but neither is currently in my reach and I am nearly out of time. I am willing to take out a personal loan from anyone who can offer it. I currently have a PayPal at [email protected] and for those who do not have PayPal, I have a venmo and google pay at the same address. Thank you for your time and please share this with as many people as you can.

Update: (8/30/19) I have received my first email regarding ISF. Please share and help if you can. Thanks.

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“Panex! At the Xanex”

Idfk

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Just in case you are broke

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I have this feeling that John Mulaney has told a story about being stopped by the police with some friends and the police asked for their names and they were all named John but the police thought they were messing with them. Do you know what this is from or if it's even John Mulaney?

I do know this! I can confirm this was john, and I believe this may have been from either a Q&A or a talk show clip. Would anyone know where it’s from?

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He’s right

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Do you have that one photo of John where he’s saying ‘I lived on alcohol and cigarettes and adderal’?

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Do you have "if you even look at the hospital I'll stomp you to death with my hooves?"

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Do you have ‘bread is god is bread’

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Do you have "I used to smoke CRACK" from Kid Gorgeous??

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could i get the "my mommy" one please? love your blog 💕

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Please, please tell me you have the “i have hair on my shoulders” & “i dont even have a joke for that” thing i need it

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hello i am dating a jewish girl and i need any of john’s quotes related to dating a jew like the “my WIFE IS JEWISH, I KNOW ALL THAT, HOW DO Y O U KNOW ALL THAT” or the new in town bit where he throws in “this is gonna get playfully anti semitic” i’m not picky

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Do you happen to have screenshots of John Mulaney saying "My Dad loved us, he just didn't care about our general happiness or self-esteem?"